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Our next movie on March 30 is 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐧.

https://open.substack.com/pub/ziggywiggy/p/wonkette-movie-night-march-30-the?r=2knfuc&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

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Mar 24Liked by ziggywiggy

Between this film, Dungeons & Dragons and Glass Onion, Hugh Grant appears to have reached the "Fuck it, let's just have fun" phase of his career, and good luck to him.

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Did anyone send me a box of Pepperidge Farm cookies?

Sure free cookies are awesome but probably better to not eat things received anonymously in the mail.

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Peggy Hill: "Wine? Pour it in a glass, throw an ice cube in there, and I'm good!"

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Mar 24·edited Mar 24

After listening to reporting this morning, as a public service I am going to remind you yet again that *anyone* can efile taxes with the IRS for *free* regardless of whether you qualify for the new program this year (I don't). The option is through freefilefillableforms.org *ONLY* (do *NOT* google "free efile" - you will wind up with one of the putatively free, but-in-reality scam options from tax prep companies, as my daughter did - go directly from the irs website https://www.irs.gov/e-file-providers/free-file-fillable-forms ). I have used this option for over a decade. It takes a bit more effort than using software from the rat-bastard, vampire-squid, profiteering tax prep companies who have openly hamstrung IRS progress on this and on simplifying - and thus making fairer - the tax code for decades. After the kings, using the priests' entrails, with votes, on the tax-prep company execs is right up there in my book.

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Are Americans better off now than they were four years ago? It’s complicated. Also, it depends on who you ask and we asked Ohio diners.

NYT

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Can we launch him out of a cannon?

James Carville Sounds Off on Dems in Wild NYT Column, Says Party’s Culture is Being Dominated By ‘Too Many Preachy Females’

James Carville, the Democratic political strategist who led Bill Clinton to victory in the 1990s, claimed “too many preachy females” in the party may be to blame for turning voters off to Joe Biden.

https://www.mediaite.com/politics/james-carville-sounds-off-on-dems-in-wild-nyt-column-says-partys-culture-is-being-dominated-by-too-many-preachy-females/

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This is for JustPixelz and Daniel, because you know what you did, namely this: https://www.wonkette.com/p/would-you-believe-its-cuddly-kitten/comment/52293256

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She was a query technician, she was sharp and realistic

And he was an actuary ace

He fed her files and she sent him statistics

In a dark, far off office space

Each had a healthy 'ppreciation of the other's mind

He said she was peerless, she said "You're too kind"

They had all this in common, and were good at math

She said, "Listen, baby, you can hear the server crash"

[Chorus]

Life in the cube farm, surely make you lose your soul

Life in the cube farm, huh

Life in the cube farm, hiding out like a mole

Life in the cube farm, uh-huh

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As tragic as Laken Riley's death was, why does Biden have to "Say Her Name!!!", while mentioning the names of mass shooting victims is shameless politics?

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On the 86th anniversary of Holger Czukay's birth, some Can: "Dizzy Dizzy"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDl7ZhudkRg

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Biden has brought back 46 American hostages across the world.

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So does anyone know what time Trump's bond is due tomorrow?

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Mar 24·edited Mar 24

I've resorted to drinking wine (Robert Mondavi Life), yet I do not have a corkscrew around? All of my Victorinox (Swiss Army) knives have the more useful phillip's head driver in that slot. More useful until this moment.

Oh wait, there's one in my tackle box! I know where that is!

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Watching PAB melt down this morning. It’s glorious.

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Like ❤️ this post to have a good day!

https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1c77bc53-f90c-419b-8654-c27a682f0458_311x225.webp

🔮 You will now have a good day!

See you all this afternoon!

( ¡Sʎ∀ᗡ ᗡ∀q ƎƎᴚH⊥ noʎ ƃuıɹq ןןıʍ os ƃuıoᗡ ˙ʞuıן ǝɥʇ ƃuıʞɔıןɔ ʇnoɥʇıʍ ʇsod ʎɐᗡ pooƃ ɐ ǝʌɐH ǝɥʇ ƃuıʞıן ǝɹɐʍǝq)

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One of my neighbors is getting their house re-roofed. The crew was already going strong at first light yesterday morning when I took Katie for her walk, and they didn't stop until it was too dark to see in the evening. You know, because of how Mexicans are so lazy and shiftless. At it again today.

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