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Rosy red ASS's avatar

I wonder if the dumbass orange motherfucker is going to show up with fresh bruises tomorrow for the egg festivities tomorrow.

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

The Power Plant and Bridge does not appear to be written by Donald Trump.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Asshole couldn’t have written it; he was being raised out of the morgue drawer by the almighty lord at the time.

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

Exactly. sounds like Kegseth.

muggle's avatar

Woke up this morning in a better timeline, when this was just the best song...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEjU9KVABao

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

You can't be too careful.

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👀 The US used MQ-9 Reaper drones to protect the missing F-15E crew member by "striking Iranian military-aged males believed to be a threat who got within three kilometres of the Airman."

https://bsky.app/profile/socialmedialab.ca/post/3miqldso2fc2u

Jenuit Fracking Crisco's avatar

...if they knew where he was, instead of sending in drones to kill everyone within 3 kilometers, why not just...go pick him up?

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"An MQ-9 Reaper typically costs about $30 million to $34 million per aircraft, depending on how the cost is measured and the year’s dollars used."

All to keep from having troops on the ground. Because that would require a declaration of war ... which these WAR CRIMINALS would never get.

Jenuit Fracking Crisco's avatar

Apparently the president insisting on calling it a war, which we already won, is not enough

Randy Bender's avatar

So more mass murders/war crimes then.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

"Let's go play soccer!"

MQ-9: You are military aged males. I shall now kill you.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Good, sweet jeebus. Doesn't matter who wrote it ... this is just whacked.

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Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP

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4/5/26, 8:03 AM

nodak.   988 if you need help.'s avatar

wow, the hinge is now in two pieces.

NewLarry's avatar

Finally!!!

Infrastructure Week is here!

It's just we're destroying, not building.

Randy Bender's avatar

He's threatening Iran instead of US cities this time apparently.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Oooh! War crimes day! Again!

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

It's Anti-Infrastructure Week

muggle's avatar

Going for that war crimes trifecta...

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Someone's screws have become undone.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Were they ever done?

Noma Larkey's avatar

Helluva Easter Morning message to wake up to.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

And anssholes are cheering it on.

Noma Larkey's avatar

Just further confirmation that MAGA is a fkng CULT!

Jenuit Fracking Crisco's avatar

Imagine, for one second, if Biden had said Praise Be to Allah on Easter Sunday

VaselineHabits's avatar

He ate ice cream and rode a bike, that was enough apparently

Rosy red ASS's avatar

He had a bad debate. He stuttered. He wore orthopedic shoes. He's old.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Good morning. Happy Easter to those who celebrate! Last night someone was shooting off fireworks and I got really hopeful for a hot minute but I think it had something to do with sports.

𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

Just woke up from a dream in which I was in profound grief about my daughter. I was folding some of her clothing and posting here about how deeply wrong it was that her clothing was here and she was gone. And in the process of trying to tell you about it, I said I wanted to talk about it, but the person I wanted to talk to most about it was her, and I couldn't. And it was so raw and painful that it woke me.

It took a few minutes to remember that she is alive.

But instead of being flooded with relief, I realized that part of it was true. The part of her with whom I could discuss that was gone. For several years, she's become this "I'm dancing as fast as I can," character who seems as if she is playing the part of her life. Conversations are curated and careful, and we talk around things, and I don't even know where the land mines are buried, so I become even more careful than I perhaps need to be, so our conversations become even more narrowed.

I would love to meet with her at a street cafe and talk in the sun, and say these things, but I feel that I cannot because I am protecting her from herself. And I don't understand why. I only know that I must. I do not understand the labyrinthian rules of engagement, but it's all I have.

And then I thought, perhaps this is in part why we grieve animals so deeply when they are gone, because we are able to be authentic and whole with them, and so we grieve them completely, with our whole selves, not just pieces that still remain in our relationships with them.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

How terrible you dreamed she died! I am estranged from my daughter because she’s married to a Nazi and has gone that way herself, I miss her though. If you can still manage to talk at all, that’s something.

𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

Yes, it is something. And sometimes we almost touch, and I value those moments. The performative ones are painful, though, because they are so almost.

I am sorry for your loss.

ziggywiggy's avatar

Could you share this writing with her?

𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

Maybe.

Right now I am sitting with the knowledge that I was able to share it here with all of you. And that is significant.

ziggywiggy's avatar

It was very well written and indeed so important just to write it down.

𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

Imagining the architecture of this space we have created (you host the velvet-curtained, plush-seated movie theater, and you should perhaps know that sometimes a few of us tiptoe in there and commandeer an old thread and watch a movie together.

And then there is the Night Kitchen. When you wake from a dream, and stumble down the hall, and open the door and find voices murmuring together while you blink in the light and the chatter, dressed in a robe and slippers, and the coffee is on, or perhaps you just needed to know that people were gathered together in conversation, and now you can turn around and wander away and go back to sleep.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Here's a thing

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However, the Ukrainian president admitted that the situation along the 640-mile front – where Ukraine is facing relentless Russian assaults – remained “complex” but that “overall the front line is holding”.

In a media briefing on Friday, he told reporters: “I received MI6’s assessment. The situation on the front is currently the best for Ukraine in the past 10 months. This is their conclusion, and our partners see it as well.”

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You can be sure as shit that MI6 isn't giving fatberg any assessments. Five eyes don't trust that piece of shit and his hand-picked fuckwits not to just pass it straight to Russia.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

They wouldn't be wrong either.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

(they have to keep the name "five eyes" because ... well ... "four eyes" isn't going to work)

Nancy Naive's avatar

Oh, I dunno. It’s not like MI6 is filled with Hegseth alpha-males, so…

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Maybe they can add Ukraine and be five 🥸

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

The US used to be the best ally.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

It’s awful, isn’t it. I feel very betrayed.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Everyone does. These clowns have no idea of what they're destroying.

Tetman Callis's avatar

Good morning. From The Commonplace Book:

“Where love is great, the littlest doubts are fear; where little fears grow great, great love grows there.” – William Shakespeare, 𝘏𝘢𝘮𝘭𝘦𝘵, 𝘗𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘋𝘦𝘯𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘬 3.2

https://tetmancallis.substack.com/p/april-5-2026

Schmannity's avatar

"All hell will reign (sic) down. I have a special agreement with hell."

Stulexington's avatar

"What's that Satan? Stop trying to put the 10 commandments everywhere?"

oblivias's avatar

Adios, Mexico. I've got to leave because I have an appointment at the Mexican consulate in Atlanta Tuesday morning to apply for a visa. I know, it's kind of nuts that I can't apply while I'm here, but that's the way it is. So I'll spend a few days in Atlanta, go back to France, pack my stuff and move to Mexico. Poor Morpheus. He will be pissed at me for about a months about being forced to traipse around the world yet again. https://substack.com/profile/155707511-oblivias/note/c-238527214?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2kpcon

Jenuit Fracking Crisco's avatar

Safe travels!

Also, he might forgive you when he sees some of the colorful birdies at the new diggings XD

oblivias's avatar

He might. I am looking for the perfect place for his cat tree/condo so that he gets a great view.

Bradthe🤖's avatar

This is a perfect example of enshittification and yet another reason our family won’t buy a new car.

https://youtu.be/iBCOGJu8ICc

Rosy red ASS's avatar

"Paid for remote connectivity" fucking TYPICAL. Like everything isn't already expensive enough they want us to pay MORE.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Sorry, not listening to an assclown with a microphone

Bradthe🤖's avatar

Do you have specific knowledge that that specific person with a microphone is an assclown, or is anyone behind a microphone an assclown from your perspective?

Jenuit Fracking Crisco's avatar

He makes a good point though.

Tech companies market things for the convenience, it becomes status quo, and then they yank them behind subscriptions. Now car companies are doing the same thing.

After our pennies now. The end times must be coming.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

That's why John Deere was sued. When you're buying a $250,000 combine, having its operation be at the whim of a company is bullshit.

Jenuit Fracking Crisco's avatar

I first noticed it with Adobe, because that was one I actually used. I got the program, moved it from computer to computer, no problem.

Then they came out with the New and Improved and ....wanted me to subscribe yearly?

lol fuck that. I am not paying you the full cost for a software and then paying again and again and again, so you can move a few buttons, rename a few features, and call it an upgrade.

I still got the disc so I keep moving the old one from computer to computer, no problem.

Nancy Naive's avatar

Have they though? Where’s such a claim from a real source?

Most articles on features not working include directions for a reboot to solve them.

Ctrl-Alt-Del.

Jenuit Fracking Crisco's avatar

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/mar/14/nissan-leaf-app-shutdown-nissanconnect-ev-app

That one is even worse. Not even just buy the subscription, they have to buy a whole new car AND the subscription

Bradthe🤖's avatar

Make sure you log on to Adobe’s website and deactivate the instance on the old computer before installing on the new one. They’ll limit how many times you can install it if you don’t do that. Ask me how I know!

Jenuit Fracking Crisco's avatar

oh I have an old disc.

They can fuck off XD

Jenuit Fracking Crisco's avatar

tek's comic on veggie eating has reminded me I was gonna share a Not Doom Related story this morning:

So, for years now, I have been making various versions of asparagus, trying to land on one that the spawn and I both can tolerate, cause hubby likes asparagus. I dunno if my spawn have the same issue I do, but those stronger veggies- sprouts, asparagus, even broccoli if done certain ways- tend to trigger my gag reflex, it is an actual thing, unless they are reaaallly camouflaged. Like drowning in cheese or in a sauce sort of thing (and even then sometimes I have to choke it down).

So I found one recipe for Asparagus that the spawn and I could live with. It was roasting it, with olive oil, and tossing it in parmesan, and other herbs and spices. Been using that for a couple years now, and though it still is a struggle, I can eat it without gagging.

Last night hubby told me he did not like it roasted. So now I never have to make asparagus again (not really, I will just have to go back to finding a steamed recipe that I can swallow).

Moral of the story: I wish someone would bribe ME to eat my veggies.

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

My asparagus patch is relatively small, and when it starts it grows pretty fast. If the weather isn't dusty I pick it as it grows and eat it there in the garden. It's potent stuff.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

It just might be genetic, related to the types of taste buds you have, which spawn could have inherited from you. I myself have a similar thing with raw onions, and though it's luckily not enough to excite a gag reflex, the effect lingers for 6 hours. I seem to lack a salivary enzyme that breaks down whatever is in raw onion, and/or I possess olfactory and gustatory receptors with particularly high affinity for that compound. No way that's not related to genetics.

On the other hand, there are certain things I have a liking for not shared by others in my family. My solution is to order those things for myself when eating out.

Jenuit Fracking Crisco's avatar

Like me and peas.

No one in my family likes peas. Hubby won't even eat them, the spawn put up with them.

I only make them once every month or two.

They are crazy people though, peas are delicious! Lightly steamed so still pert, lil butter and salt, and voila!

ziggywiggy's avatar

I steam it, cut it into small pieces and toss it with angel hair pasta, lemon juice, butter, garlic, salt and lemon pepper.

Jenuit Fracking Crisco's avatar

I think I may try something similar. I have read that lemon juice helps cut whatever it is that makes people gag, and you can never go wrong with garlic and butter.

That way it will be soft for hubby, and maybe still digestible to the rest of us

AJ Milne's avatar

I consider it not awful roasted with butter and garlic and pepper but honestly even then it is one of those things that seems to me a little what’s the point/more a vehicle for those seasonings. Healthy enough I guess sure but lots of things are that. I don’t honestly frequently buy the stuff.

Schmannity's avatar

Bacon-wrapped and deep fried is healthy, right?

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Proscuitto-wrapped

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Nona Land Shark used to steam it, Mrs LS roasts it. Roasting is better, and your recipe is basically the one we use.

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It is good. The best thing is you don't have to serve it hot from the oven. You can eat it warm or even room temperature.

And it'll go well with the lamb.

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𝘗𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘓𝘦𝘰 𝘟𝘐𝘝 𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘌𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘔𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘧 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 “𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘢𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘺𝘴,’’ 𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜𝘚-𝘐𝘴𝘳𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘪 𝘸𝘢𝘳 𝘰𝘯 𝘐𝘳𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘙𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘢’𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘜𝘬𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦. 𝘐𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘧 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘳, 𝘢𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘪𝘵𝘴.

𝗣𝗼𝗽𝗲 𝗟𝗲𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗻𝘀 ‘𝘃𝗶𝗼𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘄𝗮𝗿’ 𝗶𝗻 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝗘𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗮𝘀𝘀 𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗱 𝗜𝗿𝗮𝗻 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗳𝗹𝗶𝗰𝘁

https://www.france24.com/en/europe/20260405-pope-leo-condemns-violence-of-war-in-first-easter-mass-amid-iran-conflict

Randy Bender's avatar

Unless the pope is going to actually use his power to publicly rebuke and ex-communicate VD Dunce, Kevin Roberts, Newt Gingrich, Steve Bannon, and all those fascist Cathaholic freax on the Supreme Klux Kourt, he can fock off with the rest of 'em.

The Church isn't coming to save us, now nor ever.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

The church doesn't exist to save us, it exists to serve its congregants. However, the pope's voice does have great influence in the world.

irish379's avatar

the church exists to preserve it's hierarchy, it ignored and buried decades of abuse,not to mention The Vatican's questionable financial dealings

Randy Bender's avatar

We're seeing the hard limits on that soft power now though, right? As we watch everyone with any kind of real political, business, or religious authority supplicate themselves before $hitler.