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Darrell Leland's avatar

Favorite line:

"Now it's not that I don't trust you, Otis, but... I don't trust you."

Resource NW's avatar

New word courtesy Fukui-

Ignorigami. My meaning is the reichwing MAGGOTs folding the truth into uninteresting shapes. Current fave Huge Truck Tire.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Time to watch a bunch of true crime, because it feels better than current politics...

EyeQueue's avatar

I play videya games for that reason, too. Escape.

Those worlds are better than this one.

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

I feel you. I'm bingewatching CSI: Miami because at least in fiction the bad guys get caught once in a while. I know that these "procedurals" are all questionable but that's all the satisfaction I can get anymore.

Sister Artemis's avatar

Today I managed to make my longest streak ever in Wordle - 195 wins in a row!

I got to 194 about 2 years ago, but then my mom was having a really bad day, and I never finished the puzzle. Reset.

Then I got to 167, but the power went out for almost a week, which after three days meant the cell towers went down for a bit (their backup wasn't for long enough time to power through the whole outage), so I lost THAT streak too.

So, small victories for Sister!

Sister Artemis's avatar

If history is any indication, once I eventually bust my streak, I’ll go through a bunch of streaks of 3, 9, 21, 17, 8, etc etc etc. before I’m able to start building towards eleventy seven somewhere out in the future.

ziggywiggy's avatar

Congrats, small victories are awesome.

TerseNurse's avatar

Irate Trump tells Schumer to "Go to hell" after after Senate stand-off over confirmations.

"He likes us. He likes me anyway" --C. Schumer, hot mic, 2017

Menotsure's avatar

I've come to the conclusion that Trump economics advisor Kevin Hassett is the reason that turd emojis have happy faces. That guy can spew absolute bullshit with a grin better than anybody I've ever seen.

💩

freakishlystrong's avatar

We really need serious people in government. The fucking ridiculous toilet clowns confirmed Judge winebox for DC U.S. Attorney. Good fucking lord.

SkeptiKC's avatar

I need to go to law school.

Menotsure's avatar

No! You'd have to tone it down too much.

SkeptiKC's avatar

I would indeed be spending most of my earnings paying off my various contempt of court citations.

But I'd get some shit DONE.

Menotsure's avatar

Judge : “Are you trying to show contempt for this court?”

Mae West : “ No, your honor, I'm trying my best to conceal it.”

Sojourner Truth's avatar

Judge Boxwine and Judge Bovine.

Ugh.

paperlesstiger's avatar

They will regret it when she overturns an election.

VaselineHabits's avatar

Time to put on a bra and do some grocery shopping. Which I absolutely shouldn't do on a Sunday, but hopefully the church folk are still occupied.

Let the heathen shopping begin )

Sojourner Truth's avatar

Yeah, I gotta quick pick up some pool chlorine and some "fresh" crisco for biscuits.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Wait ... why does a heathen need a bra?

Resource NW's avatar

Good news- The highest water temp for the Gulf is just under 90 (30C) now. Bad news- the high pressure dome seems to be breaking up. Southern Wonkers keep any eye out. Bookmark these:

https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/satellite.php

https://www.wpc.ncep.noaa.gov/sfc/90fwbg.gif

Fartknocker's avatar

It could get spicy in the Gulf of Mexico

Menotsure's avatar

A sharp right into the southern parts and a lot of detainees will be goners.

Mavenmaven's avatar

Every day these ugly stories grow and hit closer to home. A normal 20 year old woman detained by ICE at a routine visa hearing, not a threat to anyone, just a victim of MAGA cruelty.

https://abc7ny.com/post/westchester-high-school-grad-detained-ice-routine-visa-hearing/17407805/

vorpal 🇨🇦 Elbows Up! 🇨🇦's avatar

for fucks sake, her visa is still valid until December, it was a hearing to extend it.... they took and jailed a completely legal person.

Its not 'criminals' or people who have overstayed their visas, its fucking anyone so they can make quota and get their fucking bonus.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

We and the congresscritters voted away our ability (legally) to do anything about it, also too.

SkeptiKC's avatar

So help me Sagan but I am going to go down to the Court House and the Federal Building and make my presence known.

If I affect an Irish accent how long do you suppose it will take them to cuff me and demand to see my "papers"?

This shit is getting brutally fucking ugly here in Spokane. It is past time to instigate some GOOD gawd damned trouble.

Sometimes it is worth getting arrested.

Hippo Heaven's avatar

I just read that Gene Hackman was cast as Lex Luthor because he really really wanted to work with Marlon Brando. But Hackman and Brando didn't have any scenes together, did they?

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

So ... Archive the Ginger Menace™ growls at some things ... Amazon drivers (but not the pizza delivery person), weird cars across the street, etc. But last night he just growled at nothing. At least we humans thought it was nothing. Apparently, the Ginger Menace™ was growling at this: https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us6000qxsb/executive

Kobayashi Marooned's avatar

Of course he doesn't growl at the pizza delivery person, it's PIZZA! Silly human.

Kateorite's avatar

Gingers factory settings are wildly variable. Space & time? Pfft! They can weird anytime anywhere anyfor 'cuz reasons! D'orangement syndrome. 💕

Resource NW's avatar

It's always Jersey's fault.

YaJagoff's avatar

New Jersey is New York at low tide.

SkeptiKC's avatar

Animals KNOW these things before we do.

Sojourner Truth's avatar

Sunday Doonesbury pretty funny, from a "Dirty Birds of a Feather" standpoint.

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury

Daniel's avatar

Bloody pilgrims have decided that as well as taking all the seats they will sit on the floors of the metro, meaning nobody can get past them and their backpacks and floor mats, and then they insist on happy-clappy singing too. I cannot wait for them to fuck off.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Ok I am out for the day. Everyone have a great Sunday. The fog is pretending to burn off and I want to see some sun before it comes back in.

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

My county public works commissioner trying to get attention. She's held some elected office since 1995, and has moved down from the U.S. House to county public works commissioner. I've never voted for her, because Republican, and am still salty from her stint as Secretary of State where her first act was to replace every SoS sign with a big fancy light up sign with her name on it. All of which had to be changed again when she term limited out of office.

Here she is demanding Canada stop with the wildfiring because its not fair to Michigan to have to suffer through so many air quality alerts. She's asking the Michigan born ambassador to put pressure on Canada to fight the fires asap because we only have a month left of summer or some bullshit.

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/michigan/2025/08/02/10th-air-quality-alert-canada-wildfires-macomb-miller/85488716007/

Personally I blame climate change deniers and their Republican goons such as Miller, not Canada, but I'm not a science denying weirdo.

vorpal 🇨🇦 Elbows Up! 🇨🇦's avatar

Manitoba premier Wab Kinew has the right response:

Manitoba's premier shot back on Thursday at six U.S. lawmakers who recently complained about Canadian wildfire smoke travelling south, which they said was making it difficult for some Americans to enjoy their summer.

"I've shaken the hands of American firefighters in northern Manitoba who are helping us out," said Premier Wab Kinew, whose province has endured a deadly and devastating wildfire season in which thousands of people have been forced to evacuate from their homes.

"I would challenge these ambulance chasers in the U.S. Congress to go and do the same, and to hear how much the American firefighting heroes who are here — how much they love our province."