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Jamoche's avatar

omg Pluto TV is running an ad for the June 14 cage matches, "A night to remember"

paul's avatar

It isn't my state, but I will do what David Pakman said to do- "Texans, either sit it out or vote for Talerico. I can see the obviousness from Spokane WA.

VasyaCognito's avatar

Junior is cashing in.

‪ProPublica‬

‪@propublica.org

After defense officials got a request to push through a deal with a firm tied to Donald Trump Jr., Pentagon staff moved at an unusually rapid pace.

“The call came from the White House: We have to get this done,” said one person involved.

https://bsky.app/profile/propublica.org/post/3mn4l57os6i2a

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

Hip tip: Drinks hit harder when you limit them to once a week. 😵‍💫

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Oh my fuckin' head!?!

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‪ashley 🌹‬

‪@clearlyashley.bsky.social

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hi does anyone know what this means

https://bsky.app/profile/clearlyashley.bsky.social/post/3mn4jibpb7s26

BlueSpot's avatar

Today's numbers on Sesame Street are 69 and 86, and today letters are D, J, and T.

Mysterysurf's avatar

I don't know, but Lindsey Graham in a "69 47" t-shirt almost made me choke on my Bit-O-Honey.

eppe's avatar

For any British Columbians that may be tuning in it seems that the Conservatives have chosen Kerry-Lynn Finley as their leader. Please hold your applause.

ciaobella's avatar

“Most people don’t know that ‘dumb’ ends with a ‘b’”

I am switching parties now to join the “giant asteroid” party

https://substack.com/@aaronrupar/note/c-267973634?r=udbmd&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action

stulexington's avatar

I see dumb people. All the time. Some of them don't even know how to spell dumb.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, ziggywiggy. Darling husband Meccalopolis and I have returned from our Shul's fundraiser concert. Our contribution was a veganized version of Gram's banana pudding (Gram was sweet Meccalopolis's grandmother). I bid on and won the only thing in the silent auction that appealed to me. It's a silver necklace from an outfit called Megemeria, the Amharic word for Genesis. Falasha (Ethiopian Jews) in Israel train in jewelry making, giving them a way to make a living. I have for decades wished the Ethiopian Jews well; I suspect their mistreatment is by the same people who "settle" in what were ages old Palestinian olive groves. They're not Sabra, they're so-called orthodox from Brooklyn and Monsey, NY. Patriarchal, misogynistic fuckwits. AOT, K. I hope you all enjoyed The Philadelphia Story. You might ask why we're not on the road upstate. The answer is tomorrow is the memorial for Meccalopolis's best friend from childhood. For listeners of A Jet Age Sound, we'll be back on the radio next Saturday, where you can hit the Listen Live button on wioxradio.org and reload the page if you have sound problems, reload the page. We had a busy day and bid you good night, beloved Wonketteers. We love and appreciate you all and we bless us all with love, health, peace, and grace. Be kind, especially to yourself, and please, please stay safe.

Slava Ukraini. 🌻🇺🇦💙💛

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

So the same dickhead who stalled the Harriet Tubman $20 note (because SO MUCH WORK) now thinks it would be great to put his ugly mug shot on a $250 bill (perfect for MAGA clods gassing up their SUVs.)

eppe's avatar

Those $250 bills are gonna be rare since no one will be able to afford one by the time they come off the presses.

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

Who the fuck is going to carry around a $250 bill?

eppe's avatar

A gallon of gas will cost $240 by July 4th,

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

"Look pal, sign says nothing bigger than a 50."

peregrin's avatar

Because this is about Him, and that was about Not Him.

Clammed Can Monster's avatar

He just has to be dead before they can make it. He should get right on that.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"That is a sacrifice I am willing to make." -Lord Farquaad

Sister Artemis's avatar

by jove, I think you've got it!

ciaobella's avatar

Tonight’s dinner is roasted baby beets and garlic scapes (!!!) with some sautéed shrimp. Garlic scapes are maybe my favorite veg, and they are very elusive, only available like a week or two in late spring.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Garlic is surprisingly easy and fun to grow, and you can harvest your own fresh garlic scapes during that couple of weeks.

BlueSpot's avatar

I read that as: "Tonight’s dinner is roasted baby, beets and garlic scapes (!!!) with some sautéed shrimp."

ciaobella's avatar

We are liberals, we do roast babies and eat them with a delicate adenochrome bechamel sauce

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

roasted baby teeth and garlic shapes with some shrimp

ciaobella's avatar

Well, you weren’t around for the menu planning earlier today, Reverend

🕊️ ꕷꖹꕷꗍ ♌'s avatar

Holy crap! WTF?

Aaron Rupar

‪@atrupar.com

Trump: "We have a war going on and the economy is booming. Today, we just hit another -- number 69 is all time high. Today. And we have a war going on."

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mn4gbqaddy2u

Georgiaburning's avatar

I thought there was a time out on the war

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I was told it wasn't really a war.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

What the fuck is he babbling about now?

stulexington's avatar

How completely out of touch he is. Like always.

BlueSpot's avatar

Softballs from DIL.

muggle's avatar

So now it's a war again.