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Victoria's avatar

As a child, the beginning of this movie haunted me for YEARS. That little girl in the painting, aging until she disappeared, was horrifying.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Without spoilers.

That was the fastest F1 race in history.

190 miles in 1hr 13 minutes.

Huh.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Too bad they flattened out the Parabolica. Moar speed!

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

Was it on 1-94 between Bismarck and Fargo?

Babe Paley's avatar

It’s cool and damp and I still feel sick but I have to go into work—likely all day.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

It's Sunday. Why can't you tell them to blow it out their collective rear ends?

Babe Paley's avatar

I’m not going to tell a judge to bite me when I miss a deadline!

PrimerGray's avatar

Fellow Sunday work warrior, I salute.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I am on week two after testing positive for covid and I still don't feel quite right. Sorry you have to work all day! Try to take it somewhat easy.

Elderly John's avatar

I hope nobody misled you into thinking the recovery would be quick. The people I know who had "slightly sore throat" for about a weekend are deeply annoying, and I enjoy telling them so.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Oh, I know better than that. I didn’t have the sore throat at all. Just fatigue and the worst headache. I still have the fatigue. It’s getting a little better finally.

Hops: grrrr mad's avatar

So, does PAB's stated plans to attack Chicago make him a domestic abuser? His frustration at being unable to influence Putin or gain respect on the world stage needs an outlet, punching down on domestic targets is all he's got.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

The mayor of Chicago had salt trucks blocking roads to keep ICE out over the weekend. We are definitely in civil war territory now.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

It’s been obvious he’s an abuser from the get-go.

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

He beat Jr for wearing normal clothes to a baseball game.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Right? Who wears a suit to a baseball game??? I know his kids are assholes too but it's not like they had any kind of a chance.

Rags's avatar

In the early 60's suits were very common at baseball games. And women were not. More stuck in the past from TFG.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Yes, hurt people hurt people.

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

I feel domestically abused whenever I hear Trump open his ugly-anus yap.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I wore out two remote controls muting that.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Hello everyone. I woke really late and Viggo (my cat) decided to punish me by barfing up all his breakfast because I was late giving it to him. Happy Sunday!

Rick Basco's avatar

Omg, the makeup effects in that movie scared the shit outta me when I was a little kid lol 😆

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I saw it first the first time last year and they scared the shit out of me!

Oy!'s avatar

They called me to be on the Sunday shows but I told them I wanted to sleep in and sent my pal Ezra Klein in my place. He's much better at that "talking" stuff anyway. 🤪

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"Stop Acting Like This Is Normal"–[NYT] https://archive.ph/OoXEe#selection-4310.1-4310.2

"In about three weeks, the government’s funding will run out. Democrats will face a choice: Join Republicans to fund a government that President Trump is turning into a tool of authoritarian takeover and vengeance or shut the government down."

SkeptiKC's avatar

Let 'em shut it down.

THEN we'll throttle the fascist fucks and sickeningly subordinate shits senseless.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I really want them to shut it down but we all know that the repugs won't take any blame for it and our corporate media will tell the rubes that the democrats are evil. I see no way out of the mess we're in.

Elderly John's avatar

Even the press will have to point at the GOP and their total control (including not arguing with POTUS) and admit no Democrats were seen creating this mess.

abbienormal's avatar

More about the Silk Road asshole:

Mr. Ulbricht could have a shot at an even bigger payday. In recent months, some U.S. officials who prosecuted him have privately discussed an outlandish scenario: He could return to court to try to claw back some of the funds seized from Silk Road.

Over the years, law enforcement has recovered tens of thousands of Bitcoin that hackers had stolen from the site. While in prison, Mr. Ulbricht forfeited his right to that digital currency, some of which has sat untouched in government-controlled wallets.

The pardon could give him an opening to claim some of those coins or other crypto that the government recovers in the future, legal experts said. Even a long-shot lawsuit could provide leverage for a settlement.

The potential prize would be immense. When Mr. Ulbricht was arrested, one Bitcoin traded for $132. Now it trades at about $110,000.

That means the government’s Silk Road stash is worth at least $7.5 billion.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

What’s a little more corruption between associates?

Oy!'s avatar

How much $$ would Ulbricht kick back to Trump?

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"Trump pardons Ross Ulbricht, creator of the Silk Road dark web marketplace"–https://www.npr.org/2025/01/21/nx-s1-5270051/trump-pardons-dark-web-marketplace-creator-ross-ulbricht

Parakeetist's avatar

Brib *still* has coff for miilllyunth week.

She is staying home from choorch to-day, be-cauze I do not want anyone else to get thees coff.

I hope erryone has goodday to-day. Mebbe u weel watch some En Ef Ell today ? Mebbe no?

Anyhoo, have a gud time, cheep chpeep.

Craig Nixon's avatar

hope birb has better feelz soon.

my sleempz very bad. feel like i'mma dye any minute. 🦜🐦

GiggleSnort's avatar

The U.S. is planning to cut security aid to the Baltic states, who are NATO members (https://moderndiplomacy.eu/2025/09/06/baltic-allies-brace-as-u-s-prepares-to-slash-security-assistance/). Weakening NATO, and maybe later taking some bites out of it, is Putin's dream, and the U.S. under Trump is helping him realize that dream. Just handing Putin a gift, from his BFF.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

They’re phasing out security to countries that border Russia. It’s no doubt as to who’s side they’re on.

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

Because of course they are. Trump is so far up Putin's ass it's just not funny anymore.

Parakeetist's avatar

It would be redindant for them to have sex at this point. Probably it wouldn't be any good.

SkeptiKC's avatar

It is impossible for me to accurately express just how much I DESPISE this fucked up, damned dangerous timeline.

abbienormal's avatar

Article about Silk Road criminal that Trump pardoned for votes:

His freedom has brought the prospect of financial rewards. At the Bitcoin Conference, Mr. Ulbricht raised about $1.3 million in an auction of his possessions, including canvases he painted behind bars, an old sleeping bag and his prison sweatsuit.

One item sold for 5.5 Bitcoin, or roughly $600,000, nearly half the total haul. It was an inmate identification card that designated Mr. Ulbricht as prisoner No. 18870-111.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/07/technology/ross-ulbricht-silk-road-comeback.html

Elderly John's avatar

It completely baffles me as to why anyone would want any of those things. I can't see them as investments (but maybe that's why I'm so poor).

Shocktreatment's avatar

The nouveau tech-wealthy are certainly different...

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

As they’re separated from their bodies on those lamp posts.

blueicebank's avatar

OT. Not knowing your audience.

"'Cowards': Internet pounces after broadcasters warned to censor booing of Trump at US Open"

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-boo-cowards-tennis-open/?utm_source=superhead

Well, US Open, you gained one fan at the expense of the rest of your fans. Well played, old bean.

Oy!'s avatar

Well, when Bari Weiss is running CBS, there won't be any reporting at all that is critical of Trump and his MAGA authoritarianism.

[ Bari Weiss running CBS. Fucking kill me now ]

lotsacatsndogs's avatar

Especially when they sue anyone else for editing anything. ARE MAGAts BORN MISSING GENES FOR LOGIC AND CRITICAL THINKING, or are they just willfully ignorant cretins????

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Fascists love the hypocrisy of demanding freedom and respect for themselves while supporting government oppression and disrespect for the other.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

That’s in the handbook and everything

SkeptiKC's avatar

Wilfull ignorance is the dangerous, potentially deadly bane of the United States.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Seems like grounds for an IRS investigation of the U.S. Tennis Association for political activity by a non-profit when we get back in power. I’m done with playing with asymmetrical rules.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Get out those cell phones and upload the booing to the tickety tacks.

SkeptiKC's avatar

Absolute, unmitigated fucking p******.

Hops: grrrr mad's avatar

The only good thing that can be said about TFG being in office is that he has unintentionally revealed who the assholes are.

SkeptiKC's avatar

That is all too brutally accurate.

And now those assholes MUST be removed.

ziggywiggy's avatar

This morning I found a partially nibbled bouillon cube. The box had fallen out of my spice cupboard and one of them must been left behind to be discovered by Harry who must have thought it smelled amazing. Looks like he took a bite into it and didn't like it. Probably because it was veggie. I imagine him spitting it out, what is this shit, this ain't chicken!

memzilla's avatar

WHY U TRICK WIF ME MOM!

IvoryRabbit's avatar

I found a (live, thankfully) mouse in the bird seed container this morning. Must have gotten into the bag, then got buried in seed during a bag to bin transfer. Glad I noticed the little guy, and now I know why one of the cats has been so desperate to get into the garage.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

A long time ago, I was making spaghetti carbonara and was cooking bacon which drove my previous cat completely wild. I also had on onion chopped in in half on the counter ready to be cut up. I turned around just in time to see Alex biting said onion in a bacon smell fueled frenzy and gagging dramatically.

vorpal 86...47...ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ's avatar

Rumble our battle-tabby was diagnosed as a corpulent kitty and sentenced to cardboard diet biscuits. Lady Vorpal mixed them half and half with regular biscuits at first to transition her on to them. We heard a regular 'p-tak!' sound coming from the kitchen... she was spitting them out against the baseboard and eating rhe regular biscuits.

lordpnut's avatar

They don't get chunky by chance.

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

Hold it up to Harry's face and see if he scowls at it. Have a camera handy.

TerseNurse's avatar

and several large band-aids

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

And a drum of Bactine.

TerseNurse's avatar

"What kind of a cruel joke is this, hooman?!"

Shocktreatment's avatar

It's a CAVU morning here in Chicago and 50 degrees. The deck will be open, Beer Church an indoor/outdoor celebration today...

Come, all ye congregants, bring your own mugs

Mr Beeep's avatar

PAINT ICE PINK!!

Cover those assholes in gender deaffirming pink paint. Yes!

Mr Beeep's avatar

Glitter gets EVERYWHERE.

Elderly John's avatar

I wonder if there is a glitter gun of some kind so that there is no actual contact with the newly-decorated troop. Something that puffs glitter and might even be able to appear accidental.

Shocktreatment's avatar

"Aggravated Assault With Intent To Discolor!!!"

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

They will cry that they’re being attacked with chemical weapons.

TerseNurse's avatar

I guess ALL weapons are chemical weapons if you want to be nit-picky about it

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

I'm not sure about that. Paint on my butthole would make me itch something fierce.

Pat Kolmer's avatar

My neighborhood diner tried to cheat me this morning . . .

WAITER: Anything to drink?

ME: I’ll have a Coke.

WAITER & ME AT THE SAME TIME: Is Pepsi okay?

ME: Jinx! You owe me a free cola!

WAITER: But -

ME: I don’t make the rules, sir!

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

In a similar vein, I was watching Milk Street with my friend last night which has Chris Kimball the annoying bow tie cooking guy

Bow tie tit: Well I prefer to slice the garlic because it's a more mellow taste

Me and friend, in perfect, and I mean perfect unison: That's because you're a fucking pussy

oblivias's avatar

Is your nap over already?

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Yeah zoomycars are on the telly now.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

You ever notice the other cooks on his show? They’re mostly short women of a type, it’s kind of weird.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I like the other people on that show. I just don't like Kimball.

edit:

who is it. there's gray hair woman, the kinda middle eastern woman, the guy who can't open his mouth properly and the baking dude. who am I missing?

Shananigan's avatar

You're just annoyed because he's not Jamie Oliver.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Yes, that's right, because I'm well known for being a huge Jamie Oliver fan.

How's yer bacon doing?

Shananigan's avatar

I can use it for walking so I guess it's okay. Not ever going to be "normal" again unless they replace the knee. They told me that after the fact, that I'd eventually need it done, and I wondered why the hell they didn't do that while they were already in there. Pft.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Yeah, it's so much better with Bridget and Julia being the primaries