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Ward From Cali's avatar

Of course Freddy Mercury loved the Bohemian Rhapsody bit. Look at what Queen did immediately after wrapping the long, long shoot for the Bohemian Rhapsody video:

https://youtu.be/WUOtCLOXgm8?si=DhL84XWLu3fAQGMB

And of course, there's the video for Radio Ga-Ga. Y'all might notice a few similarities:

https://youtu.be/azdwsXLmrHE?si=MYEr6_k8EgcN1h7v

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Hail, Ceasar! is a fun movie. Some ensemble movies give the impression of the cast having a pretty good time.

Hobbes17's avatar

Really loved all the old Hollywood references. Watched it with my dad and had an utterly joyous couple of hours.

R. Riddle's avatar

It's one of my favorite Cohen brothers pictures. I almost fell on the floor laughing when I saw it in a theater and they're viewing rushes of the religious epic with a slug title saying "Miracle to Be Inserted Later".

Yopi's avatar

I'll say it again. He didn't want to go, he was sent. Tried to get out the first day; 'we won, we won'. Not so soon, this ain't Venezuela boy.

Now is worst, he is looking bad everyday. Here he is trying again to make it go away.

April 7 (Reuters) - U.S. President Donald Trump told AFP ​on Tuesday that the United States ‌had won a "total and complete victory" after agreeing to a two-week ceasefire deal with Iran.

"Total and complete ​victory. 100 percent. No question about ​it," Trump told AFP in the brief ⁠call when asked if he was claiming ​victory with the ceasefire.

Brianna Amore's avatar

Looks like his propensity for magical thinking has finally hit the wall of reality.

Stephen St John's avatar

A total and complete victory, like nobody's ever seen before.

tehbaddr's avatar

No Sunday Talkies for me today, instead partaking of a morning nap

paperlesstiger's avatar

Palantir manifesto. Just what we need: software with a political agenda.

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝗲𝗰𝗵𝗻𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗴𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗰, 𝗶𝗻 𝗯𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗳.

https://xcancel.com/PalantirTech/status/2045574398573453312#m

cotugirl's avatar

Ok I only got to item 8 Public servants need not be our priests. Any business that compensated its employees in the way that the federal government compensates public servants would struggle to survive.

They can go fuck off. Federal employees are not paid/compensated any where close to private sector. We choose service over money.

And this said by billionaires.

Fuck off into the sun.

R. Riddle's avatar

It's interesting to see what's happening on the left and right now.

The left is coalescing around issues of justice, accountability, diversity, education, fair taxation, strengthening the social safety net, and breaking up systems of corporate power that are bleeding the middle class and poor dry and, literally, killing US citizens.

On the right, they're coalescing around a vague idea of fascism, but can't make up their mind if they want a feudal corporate system, a "strong man" Putin-style dictatorship, or a Christian nationalist fascist state, or some combination of all of the above.

The left is rallying around a system of government driven by the needs of its citizens.

The right is desperately trying to install a system - any system, really - that concentrates power on a small elite. They just can't decide which elite (or elites) that would be.

Resource NW's avatar

Correct, but I cannot like.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Someone has been smoking way too much weed.

R. Riddle's avatar

Weed or macrodosing produces more sane shit than that.

This is downright narcissistic delusional bullshit.

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

And maybe the microdosing.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Comments are scathing

CripesAmighty's avatar

Techbro megalomania.

Mysterysurf's avatar

Some good news, perhaps:

𝗜𝗻 𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀, 𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶-𝗶𝗺𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗹𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘀 𝗯𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗽𝘂𝘀𝗵 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸

𝘔𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘭𝘺 200 𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘳 𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘥, 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘊𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘱𝘴.

https://wapo.st/4sHlBgU

R. Riddle's avatar

Finally admitting what people have been saying all along: when you have a developed, well educated nation with choices, the population is going to look for better opportunities and they're not going to do hard, low wage manual labor unless they're forced into it.

People aren't (yet) desperate enough to do the kind of backbreaking work immigrants from much less economically prosperous countries are willing to do to build a better future for themselves and their kids. But, if Trump-Vance-Thiel has their way, crashing the economy for everyone but a small cabal of millionaires, they will be.

SkeptiKC's avatar

I could not be more delighted.

Let me sum up's avatar

It's a real crisis of conscience when your racism gets in ymthe way of your exploitable labor pool.

Russell Jones's avatar

Sooner or later, anything that stands between "jerb creators" and cheap labor has got to go.

Babe Paley's avatar

Husband’s job this morning is to scoop mother in law’s cats into their carriers in advance of the movers.

This is proving to be a…challenge.

They’re both wily former feral cats who avoided being caught for ages. They’re sweet but…

Plus MiL gets agitated and in the way and “don’t you hurt her!”

Neither cat is tempted by treats, which is weird to me.

Wish him luck.

Babe Paley's avatar

They also don’t like toys—they’ve never been catnipped!

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

It would probably just make hubby distracted.

Free beach's avatar

Perhaps that’ll help in some way.

Let me sum up's avatar

Is it Orthodox Easter today? Still time for an Easter miracle...c'mon, blood clot!

satch's avatar

Forget about it. Amurka bought the ticket, and now it's going to take the ride all the way to the end.

Let me sum up's avatar

Don't rain on my Orthodox Easter parade😉

Hirightnow's avatar

An embolism while he publicly "reads scripture" has its merits, as well...

Let me sum up's avatar

Two Corinthians, preferably.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

As long as it's very public, completely humiliating, and undeniable.

marydn's avatar

And has been recorded so we can watch it over and over again and laugh our asses off.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

It will have to be or we will be living through an AI nightmare for months.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Lightening bolt or GTFO!

Hirightnow's avatar

Now, now...mustn't be TOO obvious.

Shananigan's avatar

I think we NEED some obvious!

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Subtle doesn't work among his faithful.

punkindrublic's avatar

Wondering if any agents have roused Kashyap out of his drunken stupor yet or, being Sunday, he gets to stay wasted all day.

satch's avatar

The Agency runs better when Kasheroo is blotto.

satch's avatar

Allow me to offer up Star Trek: Deep Space Nine as the best of the versions.

tehbaddr's avatar

Nope, Strange New Worlds has got my attention and I need to get back to it.

CripesAmighty's avatar

Sorry, the whole premise of the thing seems to be 'Why bother to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before, when you can just loiter about the galactic Howard Johnson's and wait for them to pull in for a shit and a splash of gas?'.

satch's avatar

You don't need to go looking for drama, let the drama come to you.

tehbaddr's avatar

Well they parked themselves right outside the wormhole, like the Galactic Off Ramp.

CripesAmighty's avatar

Right across from the Stuckeys and Hooters.

schmannity's avatar

Shining city of the hill.

Late-night beatings. Pepper-spray “bombs.” Meager meals washed down with cloudy water sipped from moldy cups. These are the daily ordeals relayed by immigrants held inside the remote Everglades detention camp known as “Alligator Alcatraz,” where detainees say food is scarce, the cages where they sleep reek of urine and complaints can be met with chemical sprays or solitary confinement in cramped cells.

Read more at: https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article315431745.html#storylink=cpy

Free beach's avatar

The pope should stop this but he’s weak on crime.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

Alligator Auschwitz, your basic concentration camp.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

NO MORE MR. NICE GUY!’ Trump Seethes at Iran’s ‘TOTAL VIOLATION’ of Ceasefire

ABC’s Jonathan Karl reported on a brief phone call with the president Sunday morning in which Trump said that Iran had indeed committed a “serious violation.” But the president insisted he will get a peace deal.

“It will happen,” Trump said. “One way or another. The nice way or the hard way. It’s going to happen. You can quote me.”

https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/no-more-mr-nice-guy-trump-seethes-at-irans-total-violation-of-ceasefire/

Tammy Scumbag's avatar

It’s funny, that’s how a good friend of mine and I reassure each other about this idiot’s eventual trip to the Big Nowhere:

Friend: It will happen.

Me: One way or another.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

AND I foresee the market dropping like a stone tomorrow morning. I'm not even psychic!

satch's avatar

TFG's philosophy is why plan when nothing works out anyway, and nothing matters.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

I’m starting to think this guys has no idea what he’s doing.

Clammed Can Monster's avatar

As always, he’s grifting, making money, that’s all that matters.

Free beach's avatar

Hmmmm. It could be a possibility.

Hirightnow's avatar

To be fair, I guessed...:

#Worldle #1549 (19.04.2026) 1/6 (100%)

🔥 Current Win Streak: 13 days

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉

https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

I'm bad at island nations, too.

Hirightnow's avatar

Google Earth, if I'm being honest, but the border is usually a giveaway for the region the country is in.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

I saw Wayne's World at the theater with my friend Siggy back in the day. Her real name is Sigrun like the Valkyrie but she never liked the name. We almost got kicked out that day because we...had to smoke a joint. Had no other choice, really.

SkeptiKC's avatar

Party time!

Excellent!

Hirightnow's avatar

Excellent!

ziggywiggy's avatar

Obviously no other choice!

Jens TINGLEFF's avatar

This is what the "working class voters" applaud him for

𝘈𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵, 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘥 𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘖𝘷𝘢𝘭 𝘖𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦.

"𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘦... 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘉𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵? 𝘏𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵,” 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥.

https://www.indy100.com/politics/trump/trump-boasting-signing-name-rogan

ciaobella's avatar

Trump’s autopen is a seismograph with a sharpie duct-taped to it.

Clammed Can Monster's avatar

It’s a bunch of klan hoods all in a row.

Shananigan's avatar

Come on! Lie detector was RIGHT THERE!

Bupkus231's avatar

There's no way one could confine the swings of the needle to a single page. (0% of his signature would be on the Resolute Desk.

Noma Larkey's avatar

His backup autopen is a Spirograph.

Let me sum up's avatar

Yes, but Susie Wiles has to place the stylus bc he doesn't have the synapses for that.

Free beach's avatar

I really wish Biden still wasn’t president

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I really miss competency and no chaos.

Free beach's avatar

They see it as entertainment.

Till the shutoff notices come.

TerseNurse's avatar

This. I believe this is really the root of the problem: the inability of people to differentiate entertainment from reality.

Free beach's avatar

Oh yeah. It’s definitely a big one. After all, championship wrestling is real.

Tammy Scumbag's avatar

I *wish* some weisenheimer shouted out, “Biden can ride a bike. Can you?”

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

"I'll bet they would've let Biden drive the truck!"

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Biden has actual human hair, too. Granted, there's not a lot left of it.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

He's not trying to hide that with a stupid raccoon comb over though.

Shananigan's avatar

That's the same style he's been wearing since the 70s, just working with less now lol.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Just normal old man hair and not some weird oedipal recreation of his mom's hairdo.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Biden can drive a car also too.

Tammy Scumbag's avatar

His parents almost certainly loved him, too.

lmurr's avatar

"Mommy, look what I did!"

"Good honey! Next time we'll use fingerpaints instead of your own poop, ok?"

Shananigan's avatar

I laughed but...gatdang, that's dire.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I was thinking the same thing as Imurr.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Oh FFS. I practiced my signature when I was a young because I thought I was gonna be a famous artist. Anyone can fucking sign something you demented orange fool!!!

Free beach's avatar

Well it wasn’t a x.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"Look, Daddy, I can sign my own name now!"

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

"I'm a big kid now!"

Free beach's avatar

They are on the brown acid

schmannity's avatar

Iran's entire navy sits on the ocean floor, and yet, continues to harass shipping in the Strait of Hormuz.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Don't need a navy when everyone's in shore battery range. Which really should be easy air targets, and yet, the us hasn't eliminated them...

Free beach's avatar

The navy using boats was perfect troll. They are good at this.

pstokk's avatar

Aren't the drones launchable from almost anywhere?

Clammed Can Monster's avatar

Just pull up with a van or pickup full and fire away.

Free beach's avatar

Shhhhhhhh. Nobody is supposed to notice!