Wonkette Needs You! To Beta Test Our Ad-Free Subscriptions

For Science!

Do you love yr Wonkette? Do you HATE all of our ads? Are you looking to atone for stealing from the WonkBabby's College Fund by using an ad blocker? Do you also enjoy being a guinea pig, and paying for the opportunity?

Then boy do we have a deal for you!

Wonkette is now starting invitation-only beta testing of an Ad-Free Subscription model. That's right, you may soon be able to read all of our finely crafted dick jokes in peace, without all those banners about that one weird trick. All for only $7.99 a month! That's like, less than a penny per comment ...

"How do I apply?" you are asking yourself. Well, the answer is "Self, you should write an email to shypixel@wonkette.com," because we are Dave Barry, apparently. Yes, do write an email to shypixel@wonkette.com, and tell Shy that you would like to participate, and maybe also why. Be sure to include your Disqus name, because he is more likely to choose you if he recognizes you. If you are selected, you will receive an invitation and instructions on how to proceed directly from Shy over the next week. We plan to slowly expand the number of beta testers, so if you don't get in the first round, please be patient.

So apply today, all the cool kids are doing it.