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Do you hug refugees? Economic refugees? Poodles?

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Wrap it in tin foil.

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Not very convincingly, though.

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@Shypixel New subscriber who runs Adblock here. I wouldn't have thought that even a regular pair of eyeballs would bring in anything close to $7.99/month in ad revenue. How sure are you of your numbers? My usual policy is to simply disable AdBlocker on sites I like, to support them, but this otherwise pretty zippy site slows to a crawl & runs* scary advertising Flash when I do that, so I've subscribed ($5/m) instead, to protect my tender eyes & my PCs tender butthole.

* Or at least tries to - I keep Flash content disabled by default, too, because fuck malicious Flash code.

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Holy shit, and I save $2 a month, sign me up!

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This! This, please.

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I think that being Wonkette's Official Master Beta all this time makes you way cooler, dude.

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It did that to me for awhile, then started working

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Where have you been? I hope you brought a note from home...

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Needs moar cowbell

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Shy, are you setting this up so it will follow the user to different machines?

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Man, are you addressing the wrong crowd. Hint: progressive/democrat/minority-whatever, we're all takers. if you want the folks who are so generous with their monies they just fling it out the window because of their christian backed giving heart then you need to go conservative. Try that Breit-whatever site for some shirt off their back kind of guy. All I got for you is this great sense of humor to share with you while I smoke your stuff and grab yer girl while you're not looking.

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That's not your real name?

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A friend and former co-worker went to Reed.

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I'm signing up. All I ask is a long time ago we used to see an advertisement of this very hot chick lusting a cucumber with the message "Eat Your Vegetables." It would be nice if we brought back that PSA. Also, I miss the original "Shit Fer Brains" graphic.

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