The thing about the protestersat inauguration was that they had a clear message. We just appear to have misunderstood. A reader writes in to correct us regarding our mention of a "anti-fork marriage" protest : In your blog, you said that there were protesters objecting to fork marriage. This is patently untrue. We were out there protesting the fact that the there is no difference between Bush and Kerry; they are both pro-fork. Forks are inanimate objects. There is no way they would ever be able to marry. We know that. We are not crazy.
Wonkette Reader Mail: Fork You
Wonkette Reader Mail: Fork You
Wonkette Reader Mail: Fork You
The thing about the protestersat inauguration was that they had a clear message. We just appear to have misunderstood. A reader writes in to correct us regarding our mention of a "anti-fork marriage" protest : In your blog, you said that there were protesters objecting to fork marriage. This is patently untrue. We were out there protesting the fact that the there is no difference between Bush and Kerry; they are both pro-fork. Forks are inanimate objects. There is no way they would ever be able to marry. We know that. We are not crazy.