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Oblio's Cap's avatar

Note the descriptor "idiot."

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Parl Caladino's avatar

https://uploads.disquscdn.c... You better not mean Enid the BNL song, or Enid the town in OK which a beloved friend lives in and which has the world's greatest ignored-warning-sign to identify a railroad bridge that eats trucks:

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SoBe Smirched and Aroused's avatar

The bounty law lawyers should go back and say, uh, precedence, bitches (wrt bodily autonomy).

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Eileen is Still Pissed's avatar

That's a work of art!

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Ms.Moon's avatar

Nope. I read that somewhere and it stuck. Jamaicans have a distinct accent because the Scots went to Jamaica during the colonial period.

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rebecca's avatar

'80s too!

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CatsNKY's avatar

That is so interesting!!

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SoBe Smirched and Aroused's avatar

Just say you succumbed to Wonkette purr pressure.

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H0mer0's avatar

did kitteh eat all the spliff?

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Star Geezer's avatar

That idea always confused me. If it was over your head, a normal kid would stop reading it and go on to another activity. A more eager kid would look things up and ask questions. Either way what's the harm? They thought that this particular story would make suicide look like a good idea?

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H0mer0's avatar

and seizures; addicts love it.

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Tina Mouse's avatar

He needs to stop it. It is dangerous.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I think she thought the vocabulary was too old, for an 8 year old. But, yes, I agree.

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

Prolly been posted already, but what the hell, right?

https://youtu.be/nmNhEc-u0Lc

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John Thorstensen's avatar

My wife has a wonderful artist friend named Enid in Texas who is also a musician -- her husband, another musician, is also a Nobel-adjacent scientist who got to join the fun in Stockholm when his group leader got The Prize.

Y'know, the one they shoulda given to Trump.

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Zyxomma's avatar

I should have mentioned, opioids don't work for me unless I take a couple tokes 20 minutes or so after I take the pill. Then they do.

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