Wonkette's Top Ten Is The Only Place To Come For Curtains
Happy weekend!
Happy Weekend!
This weekend I bring you a classic — the Coventry Curtain Lady (from Coventry, RI, who I love both because she loves curtains so very much and because she sounds like so many of my relatives and has the hair of my 9th grade homeroom teacher. Tragically I have never been able to find any of the "Hi, I'm RoAnn from Off-Track Bedding, where we have low prices every (turns light off) night!" of my youth, but I hold out hope.
Crazy Curtain Lady at Quality Curtain Outlet in Coventry, RI www.youtube.com
And here are your top ten stories of the week!
10. Wonkette Weekend Chat Travels The World And The Seven Seas
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8. Oh THOSE Classified Documents In Trump's Trash Palace Basement!
7. Indiana Banned Almost All Abortions And Now Employers Are Scrambling To Get The Hell Out
6. Here Is Merrick Garland With An Important Announcement, Probably About Summer Boating Safety
5. Charlie Kirk Thinks Scott Perry Phone Seizure Is 'Separation Of Powers' Issue. Stay In School, Kids.
4. Not To Jinx It Or Anything, But Joe Biden's Having A Pretty Good Week, Huh?
3. OK Fine Charlie Kirk Raid YOU Now, How You Like Get Raid By Charlie Kirk, HOW YOU LIKE IT?
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I got a corner curio cabinet which really tied the room together. My SO thought I was being facetious but I meant it.
Ungrateful bastard - he should return his FBI pension!