Hello!
This week I am blessing you with one of my all time favorite things ever — a 1969 movie about Mormon space marriage. In it, a gal is hanging out on her Mormon heaven planet in a toga with a bunch of her Mormon space friends and gets a preview of what her life on earth could be like. A motorcycle-riding beatnik atheist is involved, so you know it's good.
For Time or Eternity? (1969) www.youtube.com
If you're too lazy to watch, you can always just read the write-up I did on it for Friendly Atheist a few years back. But I do highly recommend watching it, because it is absolutely bananas.
Anyway, here are your top ten stories of the week!
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that propaganda movie is awesome! I'm sold.
Yay! That's my goal(maybe not the sleeping part but definitely the looking forward to!).