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When asked by reporters why the membership of the Church of Scientology was so overwhelmingly white, church officials replied, "That's where the money is."

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You know they're judging you. Look what these idiots will put up with just to fly.

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I find the connections between Hubbard, Jack Parsons and Alistar Crowley very interestingg.

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A guy at work became born again. The first thing he did was make a list of everyone he knew he was now better than.

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I love The Paper. Incredible cast.

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Someone suggested digital copies on read-only cards.

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Betty BOOP!

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At one time, fear, rage, and paranoia were all very good survival traits. In our current communal societies, those areas of the brain that control cooperation are what's now needed. Perhaps the introduction of chemicals that will enhance those areas might help. I've been hearing good things about Tetrahydrocannabinol.

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He managed to talk himself up, as all good conpeople can, and got some important postings that he proceeded to royally fuck up.

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He only pays for what you need.

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Are we tired of dunking on George Santos (or whatever his name really is?) Not hardly :)

We Tried to Call the Top Donors to George Santos’ 2020 Campaign. Many Don’t Seem to Exist.

In September 2020, George Santos’ congressional campaign reported that Victoria and Jonathan Regor had each contributed $2,800—the maximum amount—to his first bid for a House seat. Their listed address was 45 New Mexico Street in Jackson Township, New Jersey.A search of various databases reveals no one in the United States named Victoria or Jonathan Regor. Moreover, there is nobody by any name living at 45 New Mexico Street in Jackson. That address doesn’t exist. There is a New Mexico Street in Jackson, but the numbers end in the 20s, according to Google Maps and a resident of the street.

As Tengrain points out, this is what got Dinesh D'Louza sent to prison. So little George is in BIG trouble :)

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That's why I turned down their free personality test. I was genuinely afraid I wouldn't be able to get out of there.

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Why do they even have an off switch? Wireless on/off from the watch officer.

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You did.

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Actually, he's got a little bit chonky. But you try telling him he needs to cut down.

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