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Captain Kraut's avatar

You, my friend, live the dreamstereotype. Slainte!

Ellen_D's avatar

Boundations? If this isn't already a real word, it should be.

dslindc's avatar

My hometown of SLC? Yay! Sadly I no longer reside there, for reasons.

Come to DC! For reasons.

From Scranton With Love's avatar

"I am earning 60-90 dollar/ hour … In the past week I have earned 13,70 dollars for almost 20 hours sitting ….

I take it that basic arithmetic is not required? Nor grammar?

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Whenever and whereever, I'll be there! Drunkghazi!!

TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

I'mma gonna tempt you , woo you, take your lunch money then I'll talk to Donna Rose and make HER talk to you!!!!!! Best brunch in the area;

http://www.dierksparkside.c...

I DARE you not to come!

p.s. pretty please with Hollandaise on top

TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

Oh, and our cops up here hardly ever beat people just for fun, not like those cops in San Francisco!

SterWonk's avatar

To be fair, the Giants have been good lately... in even-numbered years.

SterWonk's avatar

Re: SF - just make sure it's near a BART station, okay? I'm not driving all the way in from Fremont. :-)

bobbert's avatar

Or, is there a suitable location IN Fremont?

SterWonk's avatar

Despite having lived here for a decade, I honestly couldn't say. I approximately never go out socially.

nothingisamiss's avatar

SHIT! I just read this and I am SO FUCKING GLAD!!!!!!! (Didn't read it before because, pfft, Salt Lake City.)

nothingisamiss's avatar

YES YES YES. I am off Colusa Circle and I second, third and fourth this!!!!!!!!!

nothingisamiss's avatar

And it's only a mile from BART.

Suse 🕊️'s avatar

Lake Elizabeth is nice. We also have some good small parks here in Dublin-Pleasanton, although weed would probably not be a good idea.