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I'm sick. Please send tea and money.

HELLO I am working from bed and probably strep throat, and neither rain (it's a stunningly beautiful day out actually) nor snow nor the rest of it will stop me from reminding you that YOU are what keeps Wonkette going, and why will nothing stop me? Because I skipped last month. (August was great. I hate doing a moneybeg after a great month, like "oh help us help us" when WE ARE FINE. I would be a very bad pastor.) Luckily, I can't skip two months in a row or what would happen? WE WOULD DIE!

So there you have it. We would die.

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That's right, we are doing God's work, and you are paying us to do God's work. I would be a good pastor after all. The end.