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TheHeroOfCanton's avatar

Fortunately, I managed to donate a doublesawb before my head exploded into Skittles from the overwhelming cute.

Paulomatic's avatar

Wow. If that could be localized it would be incredibly useful.

(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

Wingnuts using picture as proof of kid furries in 3.... 2... 1...

JCfromNC's avatar

And there's pet bowls in the background! They're obviously making that poor babby eat and drink from the floor! SAVE THE CHILDREN!

SterWonk's avatar

I remember feeding her a mushed-up banana in Oakland.

SterWonk's avatar

And definitely not as memorable as the hemorrhoid story! 😳

SterWonk's avatar

Wow, now that takes me back!

SterWonk's avatar

... (at the Oakland sausage fest).Hey, I was at the Oakland sausage fest too!

(To clarify: it was at a place that sold all kinds of hotdogs and sausages on buns. Yummy! And I had the honor of feeding Donna Rose some mashed-up banana.)

carovee's avatar

Proof that wonkette is a hellish swamp of deviancy.

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Waiter: Oh my god he's choking. Is there a doctor in the house?Me: Like, doctorate, or doctor doctor?

carovee's avatar

Fucking hell, Musk. What happened Free Mah Speech????

TheHeroOfCanton's avatar

Mrs. Hero has been in meno mode since Age 40. She suggests lots of cotton clothing, and personal fans--one by the bed, and a portable one.

Some kind of Fred's avatar

Memories of a cat I once met ...

My wife and I were out for our exercise walk and started on a trail through the woods. A gray cat appeared. I often try to say hello to cats, but they're usually not interested.

I crouched down to be on the cat's level, and she pinned down my arm and gave it a thorough tongue bath for what I remember as half an hour. We wanted to walk, but no way were we going to stop someone from being affectionate.

We made a point of trying the same place at the same time of day for several days but it was a one-time thing.

Must have been more than ten years ago now.

Alternative Dog's avatar

I enjoyed that Wonkmeet very much and the food was excellent. I was sorry to see that the place fell victim to the pandemic.