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Fortunately, I managed to donate a doublesawb before my head exploded into Skittles from the overwhelming cute.

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Wow. If that could be localized it would be incredibly useful.

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Wingnuts using picture as proof of kid furries in 3.... 2... 1...

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And there's pet bowls in the background! They're obviously making that poor babby eat and drink from the floor! SAVE THE CHILDREN!

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I remember feeding her a mushed-up banana in Oakland.

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And definitely not as memorable as the hemorrhoid story! 😳

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Wow, now that takes me back!

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... (at the Oakland sausage fest).Hey, I was at the Oakland sausage fest too!

(To clarify: it was at a place that sold all kinds of hotdogs and sausages on buns. Yummy! And I had the honor of feeding Donna Rose some mashed-up banana.)

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Proof that wonkette is a hellish swamp of deviancy.

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Waiter: Oh my god he's choking. Is there a doctor in the house?Me: Like, doctorate, or doctor doctor?

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Fucking hell, Musk. What happened Free Mah Speech????

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That is awesome.

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Mrs. Hero has been in meno mode since Age 40. She suggests lots of cotton clothing, and personal fans--one by the bed, and a portable one.

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Memories of a cat I once met ...

My wife and I were out for our exercise walk and started on a trail through the woods. A gray cat appeared. I often try to say hello to cats, but they're usually not interested.

I crouched down to be on the cat's level, and she pinned down my arm and gave it a thorough tongue bath for what I remember as half an hour. We wanted to walk, but no way were we going to stop someone from being affectionate.

We made a point of trying the same place at the same time of day for several days but it was a one-time thing.

Must have been more than ten years ago now.

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I enjoyed that Wonkmeet very much and the food was excellent. I was sorry to see that the place fell victim to the pandemic.

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