So before we started this week's list of the ten most-shared-on-Facebook posts of the last week, we had prepared a beautiful 1500-word Dear Shitferbrains piece for you. It was almost certainly the bestest, funniest Dear Shitferbrains EVAR. Or at least the best in the last three days. And just as we were getting ready for final proofreading, we saved the piece, looked at it, and discovered that it was now a 700-word piece that cut off in the middle of one paragraph. We are not happy at all with the WordPress gods, or perhaps the other way around. So we'll have to reconstruct that thing and get it to youse tomorrow. In the meantime, here are the bestest stories of the week, which you may have missed because people were oppressing you. Don't see one of your favorites here? BURN THE MOTHERF... Remember to share
In fairness to that sheriff, ISIS did once come to the aid of a Mexican coyote. And there was also the time they were involved in a massive Latin American cocaine smuggling operation. And the time they were part of a plot to kidnap the Pope and replaced him with Woodhouse. What do you mean, not *that* ISIS?
Training session on Sunday Cally? Are you a contract content analysis for Bob Jones University and Texas Board of Education because what kind of Christian heathen organization keeps the breathern from learning from the Good Book on Sunday? I shall drink for your sins tonight from the book of Balcones Brimstone, a fine Texas Corn whiskey.
By saying Praise The Lord you are hereby exempt from your Sunday training session. See Hobby Lobby v. Everybody Else.
Never ever "save" your work to a website - that's one rule I follow religiously. (And it takes a lot to get me to be religious about a thing.) Make it and save it locally, and then upload it.
I bet Kid Zoom could have told you this -- you should hire him as a consultant.
I forgot what comes after "frankly" because, frankly, I never listen to what anyone says after saying "frankly." Were you being less than frank before? Why stop lying now?
I image every night to an external HD. That's a no-brainer. And make hourly backups (Mac OS "Time Machine") to a different external. It's all automated, no effort required. The hard drives cost less than an hour of my time, so the investment is likewise a no-brainer -- and it paid off hugely when my main HD croaked about a year ago. Booted from the clone, ordered a replacement, and carried on without a hitch. Actual downtime was about 5 minutes.
Of course, replacing the HD in an iMac is a half-day PITA adventure -- all because Jobs was so f-ing anal-retentive about not having seams, screws, and slots messing up his works of industrial art. The man was a genius, but I'm glad I didn't have to work for him.
Typo in the headline. We were in our <em>Bunker</em>, not <em>Bunk.</em>
In fairness to that sheriff, ISIS did once come to the aid of a Mexican coyote. And there was also the time they were involved in a massive Latin American cocaine smuggling operation. And the time they were part of a plot to kidnap the Pope and replaced him with Woodhouse. What do you mean, not *that* ISIS?
No, But I&#039;m sure we could convince Guvnor Goodhair that they are
Portland is a wonderful city, even without beer.
&quot;Slave owners did it, therefore it&#039;s OK.&quot;
A peculiiar proposition. I&#039;m pretty sure there&#039;s something wrong with any chain of logic that leads to it.
Training session on Sunday Cally? Are you a contract content analysis for Bob Jones University and Texas Board of Education because what kind of Christian heathen organization keeps the breathern from learning from the Good Book on Sunday? I shall drink for your sins tonight from the book of Balcones Brimstone, a fine Texas Corn whiskey.
By saying Praise The Lord you are hereby exempt from your Sunday training session. See Hobby Lobby v. Everybody Else.
No city is <i>that</i> good.
Never ever &quot;save&quot; your work to a website - that&#039;s one rule I follow religiously. (And it takes a lot to get me to be religious about a thing.) Make it and save it locally, and then upload it.
I bet Kid Zoom could have told you this -- you should hire him as a consultant.
There&#039;s still Willamette Valley Pinot Noirs, so not to worry.
Frankly...
I forgot what comes after &quot;frankly&quot; because, frankly, I never listen to what anyone says after saying &quot;frankly.&quot; Were you being less than frank before? Why stop lying now?
Freedumb and the chains of logic don&#039;t go together
&quot;...I could get behind.&quot;
Phrasing.
I image every night to an external HD. That&#039;s a no-brainer. And make hourly backups (Mac OS &quot;Time Machine&quot;) to a different external. It&#039;s all automated, no effort required. The hard drives cost less than an hour of my time, so the investment is likewise a no-brainer -- and it paid off hugely when my main HD croaked about a year ago. Booted from the clone, ordered a replacement, and carried on without a hitch. Actual downtime was about 5 minutes.
Of course, replacing the HD in an iMac is a half-day PITA adventure -- all because Jobs was so f-ing anal-retentive about not having seams, screws, and slots messing up his works of industrial art. The man was a genius, but I&#039;m glad I didn&#039;t have to work for him.