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ValiumNation's avatar

As regards Americas fixation with weapons it can get so much worse really. Giving away easily convertible semi-auto assault weapons with the purchase of car insurance or some other basic necessity for instance like $100 of groceries or tires for your car. Oh, wait...

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>You are a hep cat, aren’t you?</i>

This cat is in dire need of a hep replacement.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

politely terrified.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Tragically Hep

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schmannity's avatar

It's just a marketing ploy. Look for a four-year rehabilitation grift cycle.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>...because people like not being murdered. </i> No accounting for taste, eh?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Which reminds me -- I need to get the next shot in the series for my Hep vaccination.

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God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

Sounds like my dad. Wingnut through and through, loves all things military, best time in his life he says.

However, the only actual specific military stories I've ever heard him tell are how he joined up with the AF and got a REMF job, rather than risk getting drafted into the corps; and all the effort he went through while deployed in Vietnam trying to get transferred back stateside.

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chascates's avatar

Do we 'Muricans stand up to our stereotypes? Stereotypes, hell! The United States is the world's largest theme park!!!

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chascates's avatar

First loyalty oath to guns, second one to Jesus, third to 'Southerness', and oh fuck it.

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