While you're snowed in (you're not? Lucky!) this weekend, why not take a moment to catch up on some of the fine Wonkets that you may have missed during the week? You know the drill by now -- we tally up the most-shared stories of the week on our Facebook page, list them here as if counting down from ten to one had a great deal of suspense in a print format, and then we urge you to "share" your favorite stories, so that Yr Wonkette might continue to thrive and grow, or at least keep the Liquor Cabinet of Dr. Caligari stocked. And so, on to the week's top ten:
I heard on NPR there is an estimated 50,000 Irish illegally in this country. Are they taking jobs we Americans wouldn't do? Professional drunk, potato digger, or Leprechaun trainer?
<i>Get tear-gassed by cops now, and avoid the rush!</i>
As a commie liberal (but I repeat myself) I am not sure whether to get my pre-Black-Friday tear-gassing now or to protest it on behalf of the rest of the communard on behalf of the sub-minimum-earning Walmart associates.
I heard on NPR there is an estimated 50,000 Irish illegally in this country. Are they taking jobs we Americans wouldn&#039;t do? Professional drunk, potato digger, or Leprechaun trainer?
While Buffalo was buried in snow, the rest of the country was buried under an unrelenting torrent of stupid.
I just want to go on record that, unlike Heritage Initiative, I do <i>not</i> hate the First Amendment.
<i>Professional drunk, potato digger, or Leprechaun trainer&quot;</i>
I&#039;m willing to do at least one of those jobs.
<i>Get tear-gassed by cops now, and avoid the rush!</i>
As a commie liberal (but I repeat myself) I am not sure whether to get my pre-Black-Friday tear-gassing now or to protest it on behalf of the rest of the communard on behalf of the sub-minimum-earning Walmart associates.
I&#039;m glad someone said it.
Just be sure not to turn your back on the Cray Crayfish.