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Has the new layout resulted in people "commenting" longer?

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...<strong>WHAT?!?!</strong> The president dick whipping the republicans during the SOTU didn't even get an honorable mention?!

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How d'ya think Wonder Bread got its name?

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"Excuse me while i whip this out". Best SOTU line ever.

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"Wrong" implies a failed attempt to get things right. I'm not sure it's the best adjective for the lake of festering pigshit that is Faux News.

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The comments from the mouth-breathing demographic must have been classics. Brief, all-encompassing summary: "A black man was breaking into his house... that's what our guns are FOR!!!!!!!1!!"

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That whole-wheat stuff looks suspiciously brown - better check its papers.

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Dear Anti-vaxxers,

Here's another handy tip: When cleaning your gunz, stare down the barrel to make extra-sure it's clean.

- C. Darwin

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INCOMING STUPIDITY FROM LOUISIANA! Piyush Jindal's American Patriarchy Association political rally disguised as religion went down today, and it was...as stoopid as you'd expect. Piyush waved around a bible, a bunch of people said that America needs to elect Christian people, I'm fairly certain a few people were dressed up in fake-patriotic garb, misquoted the founding fathers, or both, and there was this protest, but really considering the assclownery going on inside LSU's basketball arena, there was bound to be a protest. (Also: I'm guessing Grindr blew up around the campus for a few hours today!) <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/24/bobby-ji...">http://www.huffingtonpost.c...

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So, Saturday in Louisiana?

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