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Baconzgood's avatar

Baconz Ma's go to was "Dumb Jack-ASS". The plumber didn't show up on time "Dumb Jack-ASS". She got got a speeding ticket the cop was a "Dumb Jack-ASS". Pope Benidict? "Dumb Jack-ASS". George Bush? Oh you better believe he was a "Dumb Jack-ASS". The guy that manufactured her garden hose..yep a "Dumb Jack-ASS" Baconz? No doubt a "Dumb Juck-ASS" etc., etc.,

Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

Both sides do it, Democrats are the only ones that ever seem to regret it.

Baconzgood's avatar

That that oily stuff that dead fish float on.

Little Lulu's avatar

Eye makeup worse puns than anyone I know.

Steely_Fan's avatar

Slightly OT, but solidly in the "Who'd a thunk it?" category, my local Western PA congresscritter Tim Murphy (R-AnotherOneBitestheDust) just admitted to having an affair:http://pittsburgh.cbslocal....

Latverian Diplomat's avatar

"I humbly ask that my constituents be Christ-like in forgiving me."

HooverVilles's avatar

Given the history of other GOTP congresscritters, he will likely use the get out of hell free jeebus card and remain in politics.

HooverVilles's avatar

And the forgiveness entitled by the belief in jeebus get out of hell free card.

foog's avatar

Speaking of things Wonkette is less than eager to cover... seriously? Not one single word about Verrit? Come on! It's fecking comedy gold out there, and you lot are ignoring it.

SeeTrain65's avatar

We can't dance, either.

SeeTrain65's avatar

50 percent water. The rest is algae bloom.

rebeccagavin's avatar

There are a lot of things Wonkette doesn't write about. Because all the words and all the time and all the things. And Verrit is probably the least important of those things.Why does it chap your ass so much that there is a social media site for supporters of Hillary Clinton? Why does that threaten your manhood so particularly?

rebeccagavin's avatar

Is that based on the fact that she suspended Bernie Sanders for 2 days from NPG/VAN pending investigation after his staff stole data and Sanders lied about it, twice (according to Politifact, not me.) Or that she wrote 7 snarky internal emails about him AFTER it was mathematically impossible for him to win the nomination?

foog's avatar

There are a lot of things Wonkette doesn't write about - true. But a tone deaf gaff as big as Peter Daou's latest pet project should never have escaped their notice and should be right up their alley. Speaking of which, my manhood remains remarkably unthreatened by Daou's swinging dick, thankyewverymuch.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Tone-deaf gaffe?

A site that posts accurate information about a woman who has had more lies told about her than you've had hot dinners?

Seems to me that it's past time for something like that.