Unemployed Americans have been toiling in front of their MS Paint computer screens all day long, trying to think up ways to help Alaska remember Lisa Murkowski's impossibly difficult-to-remember name. We were not even a little bit surprised to discover you all have way too much time to waste between bong rips, and also that none of you recall the long division you supposedly learned in fifth grade. Most of your formulas are basically "pube wigs divided by a Pokemon character = Lisa Murkowski, Q.E.D.", which makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. What sort of consumer math GED course did you fools pretend to learn in order to pass your standardized tests?
Attention TP'ers and Repubicans: These helpful guides can also be used to write in Joe Miller whose name happens to be spelled "Lisa Murkowski" too! Trust me, I'm literate (but not in an elitist way).
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Attention TP'ers and Repubicans: These helpful guides can also be used to write in Joe Miller whose name happens to be spelled "Lisa Murkowski" too! Trust me, I'm literate (but not in an elitist way).