THANK YOU, Wonkette friends and operatives, for your kind support of the WonketteMart T-Shirt Emporium. Not only did you sexy peoples buy out ourentirefirst run of Wonkette shirts, but you've nearly run off with the last of our second run. Honestly, if we didn't have to edit and write and manage this daily political absurdity, we would probably be very happy making a new batch of T-shirts and coffee mugs or whatever, a few times a year, and spending the rest of our hours in leisure and meditation and a scholarly haze of Pinot Noir.
When your laying in your own excrement in your old age, surrounded by people who only speak Spanish, and waiting for a gift of food from charity (the government having long dissolved into a collection of warring states providing only their own border security) <b>you&#039;ll wish you had bought these shirts so you could sell them on the Palin Network and buy enough Depends to last you your final days on this miserable globe.</b>
When your laying in your own excrement in your old age, surrounded by people who only speak Spanish, and waiting for a gift of food from charity (the government having long dissolved into a collection of warring states providing only their own border security) <b>you&#039;ll wish you had bought these shirts so you could sell them on the Palin Network and buy enough Depends to last you your final days on this miserable globe.</b>