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chascates's avatar

Friends, at this time of the year you need something like the Jesus Light Switch: <a href="http://playgirlmag.wordpres..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://playgirlmag.wordpress.com/2008/01/28/rando...">http://playgirlmag.wordpres...

Oldie but goodie. Or oldie and woodie.

fuflans's avatar

my P's did not go on this wild ride.

however, i DID get the Great Gawker 'Yes' and spent many hours tracking and changing PWs.

that was also really fun.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Hey, Christmas warriors. The world's most expensive Christmas tree is in a muslin country.

<a href="http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/afp\/20101215\/od_afp\/uaehotelchristmasoffbeat" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20101215/od_afp/uaeho...">http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp...

'Splain that one to me.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

pew pew pew

T'PAU T'PAU T'PAU

PsycWench's avatar

Forget the tears, spray it on the mouth.

Joshua Norton's avatar

I swear to FSM that if I hear "12 Days of Xmas" one more time, I may just shoot up a mall.

Ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joshua Norton's avatar

Hey!!! I just noticed that Santy Claus gave me back my missing whore diamonds. (Don't anyone breath or blink. They might disappear again.)

Merry Christmas to All !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Yeah, I do say "Merry Christmas", no matter what the fundie freaks try to tell you)

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>"Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer"</i>

Warning! Warning! Danger, Will Robinson!

WA Bishop's avatar

Yes, did this putative girlfriend live in Canada?