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chascates's avatar

Friends, at this time of the year you need something like the Jesus Light Switch: <a href="http://playgirlmag.wordpres..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://playgirlmag.wordpress.com/2008/01/28/rando...">http://playgirlmag.wordpres...

Oldie but goodie. Or oldie and woodie.

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fuflans's avatar

my P's did not go on this wild ride.

however, i DID get the Great Gawker 'Yes' and spent many hours tracking and changing PWs.

that was also really fun.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Hey, Christmas warriors. The world's most expensive Christmas tree is in a muslin country.

<a href="http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/afp\/20101215\/od_afp\/uaehotelchristmasoffbeat" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20101215/od_afp/uaeho...">http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp...

'Splain that one to me.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

pew pew pew

T'PAU T'PAU T'PAU

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PsycWench's avatar

Forget the tears, spray it on the mouth.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

I swear to FSM that if I hear "12 Days of Xmas" one more time, I may just shoot up a mall.

Ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Hey!!! I just noticed that Santy Claus gave me back my missing whore diamonds. (Don't anyone breath or blink. They might disappear again.)

Merry Christmas to All !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Yeah, I do say "Merry Christmas", no matter what the fundie freaks try to tell you)

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>"Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer"</i>

Warning! Warning! Danger, Will Robinson!

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WA Bishop's avatar

Yes, did this putative girlfriend live in Canada?

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