JERBS! I GOTS ONE! That is the summation of my excitement now that I am FREAKING HIRED TO WORK AT A FREAKING ICE CREAM STORE! AGSDFAFDSG!!!! Sorry, yr. Kid Zoom is just a mite bit elated THAT HE GOT A JOB AT THE BEST PLACE IN BOISE ok I am done now. He has, through the perfect mix of perseverance, a güd resume, and a healthy amount of luck, gotten a job at his favorite ice cream store. So to commemorate this FREAKING AWESOME event, this week's Kolumn will be about jerbs, and the teenz what drool after them.
Next best thing to being a job creator is being a job haver. Congrats! Do well, and be aware that as a beneficiary of nepotism you'll have to work harder than everyone else to avoid their opprobrium.
Does your job let you* write wonket comments while working? Wonket commenting is an important outlet for dangerous snark-build-up, so is required by OSHA for safety reasons. Really! You can look it up. _____________________________ * don't tell anyone
Fortunately our boys grew out of that phase so there's hope for you yet.
R. Kid Zoom should probably stop talking about himself in the third person. It makes it sound like he got his Dad to write the article.
Sounds like the job hunt was a Rocky Road.
Next best thing to being a job creator is being a job haver. Congrats! Do well, and be aware that as a beneficiary of nepotism you'll have to work harder than everyone else to avoid their opprobrium.
Mmm, salty ice cream surprise....
Does your job let you* write wonket comments while working? Wonket commenting is an important outlet for dangerous snark-build-up, so is required by OSHA for safety reasons. Really! You can look it up. _____________________________ * don't tell anyone
Wait...so <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=s4_kZW7SCv0" target="_blank">Michele Bachmann was right</a>?