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If you must become an English teacher, don't work in the US.

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That's an important reason for any activity.

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Get those zingers in early, it's the only way.

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Minnesotans sound different than Cheeseheads who sound different than Chicagoans and none of them sound like Canucks (we don't count the idiots out walking around because they just sound like the particularly stupid version of one of the above)

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almost as bad as having to endure Carrot Top in the TSA line at McCarran

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"my hovercraft is full of eels"

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don't even get me started about the hairballs

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pee greed? sounds like some fetish Sandy Rios will be blaming on teh gheys

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No Clippy-must-die discussion is complete without this NPR, er, clip: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxcmoLKVd60">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Does providing medical care for sick people just encourage other people to get sick?

If they knew they wouldn't be treated they probably wouldn't get sick in the first place.

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<i>Volunteering is also helpful on a jerb resume.</i>

That's just a nasty rumor started by people who want free labor. If I want someone to run our VoIP system, Mother Theresa couldn't get the job unless she also knew what an IP address was.

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Heh! Most of those games probably have you bombing all those places.

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So your mother is a Jewish socialist, sounds like she's truly following Marx. In which case should your father be teaching Engels-ish?

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I dated a Karen once. Nice people, great legs.

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