Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Are Exciting And New!
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Today is Linda Ronstadt’s 77th birthday, so your present this week is … some Linda Ronstadt! You know, since she is the best and also the primary inspiration for most of my hair choices, which is probably at least part of why Rebecca thinks I look like her!
As an aside, Phoebe Snow was also super awesome and we (by which I mean people who are not my parents) do not talk enough about her, as a society. When is she getting her hipster renaissance?
Anyway, here are your top ten stories of the week!
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I'm going to stop and say something. This place means something to me.
I really appreciate all the LGBTQIA+ news. That's my life. I also appreciate all the stories about other people who fight prejudice.
This is where I come when I'm stuck in a stupid meeting or waiting to meet a new client in jail.
And it makes me slightly less crazy about all the shit we have to do and face every day.
I'm off to visit my wife in her care home. I hope she remembers who I am.