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Noticing the MONKEY. Almost every time you see a Capuchin monkey, it's probably either Katie or Crystalhttps://m.media-amazon.com/...https://m.media-amazon.com/... .

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¿Tienes una licencia para ese mono?

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Stop gloating! We're suffering enough, thanks.

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please stop feeding growth hormones to the kiddo, I'm feeling old enough...

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si, pero el mono y yo no necesitamos sus badges...

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Badges? Badges?!? WE DON’ NEED NO STEENKIN’ BADGES!!!”

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Nice monkeys, unlike our monkeys in Phnom Penh, who slither along the power lines outside people's balconies and come inside to plunder what's in the 'fridge. (they know how to open them) If confronted, they'll sink their impossibly long black and brown fangs into the top of your head and skull fuck you, before they call their friends to finish cleaning out the kitchen. This goddamn cabron you see here came into my place and shit on the couch. But still, it's better than sharing oxygen with President Shit Bucket. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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You and your girl are lovely, Trix. But what I came here to say was ...

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Paper today says West Virginia's border defenses still holding up. The bad new is, it's spring break week at WVU. Uh-oh, we'd better double the guard.

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It's not the kicks you have to watch out for. It's the nasty, big, pointy teeth.

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I was forever mistyping West Virginia as ''West Virignia,'' which is bad for a copy editor but at least not as bad as ''Wet Virgina.''

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Heh. Turnips aren't orange. Oh wait ...

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Yeah, I know, looks yellow to me too, but that's what the caption said.

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You sure he was from Ulm? I knew a guy by that name from New Ulm.

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Quite an imbarassmint, eh?

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Charleston Gazette, is that you?

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