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MG has recited that to me.

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I finally got my cat to use the Litter Robot and she is fascinated with watching it roll her poops.

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House of otohcat1 reporting in: Caturday morning mission executed as planned, with deft placement of high-gravity single-point power steps and melodic rendering of Morningsong. However, human opened bedroom door and deceptively indicated intent to feed. I preceded said human, as is fitting to my station, and found door shut behind me and human on wrong side of door.

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There's too many motherfucking onions in my house. 😢

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Happy Caturday, Sammy, you handsome devil!

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You're a better person than I am for thinking that. But then I've lived in this neighborhood (populated with lots of bars and alcohol-serving restaurants) for almost 17 years, much of that time as a single mom, so I went with my first impulse which is to go inside so as not to attract them up onto my porch to "visit" with me as has happened in the past.

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A local cat rescue for permanently infirm cats has wild turkeys wandering around their fields. The owner told me the home cats that are healthy leave them alone mostly, because the turkeys will chase the cats.

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Made the mistake of clicking through. Bernie bro account.

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This is precisely why I got an automatic feeder.

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What sweet little ones!

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the one thing I just can't believe is that our future queen is five already. time flies.

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He might get a packed house because it's the first rally of the campaign, and everyone wants to stick it to the libs, but remember the rallies he did in '17 and '18 that were half-full because every rally was just reruns and greatest hits?

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Might as well. Donnie'll sure as shit step in to tell everyone the real reason the judge ruled the way he did.

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