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Alrighty then.

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God-dayum! Good question!!! That never occurred to me before. You are brilliant. Damn right!

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I just love that picture. That is the most engaging, disingenuous smile I have ever seen. There's a Neil Young song where the lyrics go: "love was the winner there, overcoming hate/ like a little girl who couldn't wait." Children have the most beautiful spirits, we would be wise to try and keep that alive in all of us.

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well Mexico Vacationers, I want to warn you, I was in Cancun, and when the time came for me to mail the miniature sombreros I'd bought for all my friends across the world, they said at the PO I'd have to go out to the airport to do it. And I as I was on cruise I wasn't willing and also couldn't. But that's where they have the package x-ray machines. So, bear that in mind, won't you, when selecting your miniature sombreros. Don't turn a fun vacation into-- having to send sombreros from Montana or from like, Anaheim, which is desperately sad.

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EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

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I'll tell you. You need money so you buy slews of marginal apts houses in cities like Bayonne NJ full of poor people. Treat them rough. And people who've already been evicted for non-payment of rent and are living elsewhere, go after them also tho the former owners of the buildings did not. They have their welfare checks. Take them to court. Meanwhile. don't maintain the buildings, that's expensive. You have so many of these buildings you really make money this way. Plus, walk around Manhattan in your suits. I'm sorry to tell you this, but I didn't make it up.

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No, I do not think the ADA is a think anywhere in Europe, except possibly in a few parts of Germany, since they had to rebuild a lot after WWII.

I was in Leicester, England in 2015 for the re-burial of King Richard III. I did not need a wheelchair then, only a cane, but I paid close attention to all the event sites. I probably could not have attended 3/4 of them if I had been in a wheelchair.

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'Trix, you and the fam should go to Tulum! It is nearby Akumal and very, very beautious.

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Our Future Empress is toxically cute, as usual.

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I was recently in Italy and noticed that wheelchairs are shit out of luck there (although I do not need one). For example, the train that goes to Pompeii departs from the lower level of the Naples train station, and there are no elevators to that level. ADA is not a thing there.

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Falco, man.

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Actually he is VERY upset about it, since it is interfering with his weekend plans.

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'"Nazi, schmatzi," says Donald Trump Werner von Braun.'

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Utah that also?

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