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jellysblues's avatar

If they didn't distract the old with M&M outrage, they might notice their Social Security and Medicare getting cut.

vorpal's avatar

best part is when there are no lefty woke Antifa targets to unload on, they turn on each other...

You hate to see it

"M"'s avatar

Joy Reid made a similar comment back in 2016 about the entire Democratic party

I quoted her several times back then; I'll see if I can find her statement

Caepan's avatar

Especially if it's a really big party for one!

BoatOfVelociraptors's avatar

You should see what they did to the Keurigs.

Fhat The Wuck Even's avatar

Why, why, why did I actually go read that Maurer piece?

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

you know what you did in a former life

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

they would totally think we were cool if the Left would just stop embarrassing us

lol lol that they can be embarassed by us rather proves even to their own silly little minds, they STILL are not the cool

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

yeah it is like the press keeps ignoring that the reason they are so angry is because their media and pols keep them in a perpetual rage gasm to distract them from everything elseI mean, shit's pretty blantant, the press

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Not sure I would say clearly labled as suchAll they did to "start" this was reduce the size of a cartoon candy's heelsThat's it. I don't think ANYONE could have seen "surely this will make the right freak!" on that oneAnd yet....

Vileaxxe's avatar

This here is why the idea that we can wait out the crazies as a generational thing that will die out has never and will never work. They’re constantly working on that next generation. That’s why keeping kids ignorant, oppressed and angry is the linchpin of their entire operation.

Zap's avatar

We haven't forgotten you assholes voted for TFG. Assholes.

GrannysKnitting's avatar

I so want this to be true

Wookie Monster's avatar

“It’s the left’s fault that the right freaks out over meaningless bullshit!!!”

Excuse me?

It wasn’t “the left” that Mars decided to redesign some cartoon mascots or make the female ones more “empowered.” That was good old fashioned capitalism in action. Mars didn’t make Green unfuckable just to piss off Tucker Carlson. They did it because they thought it would sell more candy. That’s literally the only reason any company tweaks their marketing campaign: to sell more product.

The fact that is, the right looks for shit like this to get outraged about because it fires up their base. “The left” had nothing to do with emasculating Mr. Potatohead or J&J selling Bandaids in different shades of brown. Companies always looking at ways to broaden their market share. And many times, it involves reaching out to people the right would prefer we’d continue to marginalize.

But none of that is because of any pressure from the left. But any effort to reach out to marginalized people is going to cause a shit fit from the right. Because that’s how the right operates.

Wookie Monster's avatar

The military has a special exemption for frozen food heirs named Buckley.

Zyxomma's avatar

I am really, really careful about the chocolate I buy. No child slavery for me!