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Nancy Naive's avatar

Except for the “finding Jesus” part, the blowing up the TV, throwing away the papers, and growing peaches is sounding better each day. The only problem is that should the Republicans gain full control ever again, I am coming to the realization that I’ll have to hide people in the attic… as opposed to bodies in the crawl space.

Momo's avatar

Chilly in the old office. I just wanna wallow in my bubble of blissful ignorance with my blankie and coffee, but some assholes keep ordering music from my dying little online storefront. So I rise once again a member of America's zombie workforce, chugging coffee and muttering angry epithets at my packing tape dispenser. "You're too loud!" I mutter, but it can't hear me. It's a tape dispenser.

El Bastardo's avatar

You know where your katana is, right?

Momo's avatar

Yeah, in my samurai's grass hut. With my samurai, I hope!

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Maybe it CAN hear you and just ignores you.

Nancy Naive's avatar

It’s just vengeful.

Momo's avatar

You're right! We have a baggie full of googly eyes around here somewhere, but someone should really invent the googly ear for situations like this.

Marty Smit's avatar

Its’ mouth is taped over.

Momo's avatar

Maybe that's why it screams so much?

CripesAmighty's avatar

Richard Haas is so full of shit: Joe has no more ability to 'move Bibi out the door' than the janitor of the building 3 doors down from the UN.

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

You're right. It's the morons that keep voting Bibi back into Office. They support war mongers.

SkeptiKC's avatar

I observed yesterday that a great many people believe Uncle Joe is somehow empowered to make this stop, as if he could just tell Netanyahu to get the fuck out of Gaza and he'd DO it.

Sometimes I get frustrated enough to almost just give the fuck up.

El Bastardo's avatar

Bibi is entrenched. Rooted.

It is going to take a major failure to get him out.

Oh, wait.

Nancy Naive's avatar

On the other hand, it does imply that people consider Joe omnipotent… even at his age…

Bobathonic's avatar

🎶He's a...Dick Haas🎵

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

No tighty-whities, just letting it all hang out.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Biden has very very little room to maneuver here, especially in public.

SkeptiKC's avatar

Sleep eludes me...again.

Maybe I just don't need sleep anymore. I've gone a while without it and it's not so bad, except for the nothing much to do in the middle of the night.

Corvid Opera's avatar

I feel you. I love living in a small apartment, for the most part, but when I cannot sleep I sometimes wish we had a bit more room so I could do some overnight baking without waking up my man.

SkeptiKC's avatar

That's one thing about living in a house. If I'm quiet I can accomplish a few small tasks or otherwise entertain myself.

Your options are more limited in a smaller space. That could get frustrating.

Nancy Naive's avatar

I should take something were I you.

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

think she has tried most everything short of having paul whack her with an iron skillet ala a Warner Brother's cartoon

Nancy Naive's avatar

That was a cartoon?! Hmm, no wonder… never mind.

SkeptiKC's avatar

I have. Sleeping pills don't even phase me. It's very strange.

Nancy Naive's avatar

Then clearly the solution lies in stop taking whatever it is you are taking and take a vacation; someplace electronically disconnected.

SkeptiKC's avatar

That sounds like heaven to me.

Now I just have to talk paul into it.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

We're here, Skepti!

Wait, that was supposed to be a positive, dammit

SkeptiKC's avatar

And now so am I, darling.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

FWIW I feel your pain: it's 4am here and I don't want to be awake either.

I'm watching some cat cam and horsing around here.

SkeptiKC's avatar

Here is MUCH more fun than where I was. I should't have tossed and turned for as long as I did.

El Bastardo's avatar

Did Gary Numan influence Trent Reznor?

Or did it go the other way?

Or, both.

Gary Numan and Trent Reznor, Metal and Cars:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fbVlVLu1m8

SkeptiKC's avatar

Damn. I dug The Cars when I was in high school and had the hots for Trent Reznor in the nineties.

Just hearing Gary Neuman makes me feel my age...but it's not too bad, actually. I've had a very good time.

El Bastardo's avatar

Skepti, I say to you again, we are from the same time.

And, idiom.

Uncle Betamax's avatar

NUUUUUUUUUUMAAAAAAN!

Sorry. Force of habit.

Lucidamente's avatar

You won’t have Tim Scott to kick around anymore.

Nancy Naive's avatar

Why would Republicans vote for a happy person?

He probably realized what the implications of the Kentucky gubernatorial race were — that a black Republican can shave off 20% of the black vote while losing 60% of the white Republican racist MFer vote.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Question is, when will Nikki and Vivek answer the clue phone?

Nancy Naive's avatar

It is being posited that Nikki will gain 9 of the 10 Scott votes; not 9 out of 10, 9 of THE 10.

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

And another one bites the dust?

SkeptiKC's avatar

He wasn't much of a target in the first place.

Appalachian in Thailand's avatar

Damn! I just found my steel-toed hobnail boots.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I take my BP before going to the Dr for routine checkups and always have "normal" readings yet when they take it there I'm told it's high and need to be on medication, fuck that. The PA's don't have a clue IMO.

𝑀𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑎𝑑𝑢𝑙𝑡𝑠 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑏𝑒 𝑤𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑙𝑦 𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ ℎ𝑖𝑔ℎ 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒

https://newatlas.com/medical/sit-blood-pressure-taken-readings/

SkeptiKC's avatar

I've monitored that as well. My damned B/P always goes up in the damned office secondary to parking issues and the stress of an appointment. While sometimes my numbers aren't great at home they're always WORSE there.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I got to the doctor once for an appointment I desperately needed and it turned out my job had fucked up my insurance. My BP came out mega high and I was trying to explain it to the nurse and she would not listen.

The Wanderer's avatar

It's called "practicing medicine" for reasons. Like "practicing law."

Schmannity's avatar

White coat hypertension.

Marty Smit's avatar

That, or different BP measuring instruments. Or asshole drivers on the drive to the doctor’s office.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

It's supposed to be taken after a resting period and they walk me down the hall and measure my height and weight and then stick the cuff on me, of course it'll read somewhat high if I've been walking around.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Yeah, especially if I look at the scale.

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

I get that also, but mostly mine is the second it starts tightening on me I get discombobulated. I think maybe it is that I don't do well with people touching me and ditto anything restraining

Most of the time they chill, wait a few, and retake it. But every once in a while someone is in a hurry and they TSK! instead

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I don't like people touching me either, I never have.

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

feel seen!

Was musing the other night that it is rather remarkable I had spawn, considering.

Bobathonic's avatar

You should've been a Futurama mermaid.

The Wanderer's avatar

Today . . . in HISTORY!

1002: English King Aethelred II orders every Dane in the kingdom killed. I think we call it ethnic cleansing nowadays.

1922: The US Supreme Court upholds mandatory vaccinations in their decision Zucht v King.

1927: The Holland Tunnel opens. Freudians go all coy.

1940: The movie 'Fantasia' premieres.

1947: The Soviet Union completes development of the AK-47 assault rifle.

1956: The US Supreme Court rules that Alabama's laws about segregated busing are unconstitutional, so there.

1982: In boxing, Ray Mancini defeats Duk Koo Kim. Kim will die four days later from his injuries.

1982: The Vietnam Veterans Memorial is dedicated.

1995: Mozambique joins the Commonwealth, which is a bit odd as it was never part of the British Empire.

2013: Hawaii legalizes same-sex marriage.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Unfun fact: Mozambique's flag has an AK-47 on it

The Wanderer's avatar

I loved it, and still do.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Wasn't Aethelred II also Æthelred the Unready?

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

IIRC, Æthelred II was run out of England after he pissed off the Danish king. (Was reading up on the Wessex kings due to a Netflix series I watched)

The Wanderer's avatar

After the massacre in 1002, the Danish King invaded and Aethelred skedaddled to Normandy.

But, according to the wiki, he came back, succeeded in retaking London, and died there in 1016.

Schmannity's avatar

The dream has ended.

Tim Scott drops out of the 2024 presidential race

Msgr MΩment, Neurodegenerate's avatar

It was taking too much time away from his hobbies. And by hobbies I mean totally real Canadian girlfriend.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I hope he made a lot of money.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Would you settle for him having made a lot of money whilst draining donationbux from more viable campaigns?

PrimerGray's avatar

OK, Tim, come pick up all your signs that visually assault me on my back and forth to work every day. I'll give you a week.

The Wanderer's avatar

He failed to hook up with the Lords of the Underworld.

PrimerGray's avatar

He should have turned his attention back to the Crips.

YaJagoff's avatar

Tim Scott (who?) has suspended his bid for the presidency. Should have never entered in the first place.

Marty Smit's avatar

(R) always need a Black candidate with no chance of winning.

Mighty Little Dog's avatar

NY mayor Eric Adams definitely returned swagger to the big apple as well as grift on an impressive, NYC sized scale. He was swaggering down the street the other day and the FBI approached and seized his phone!

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Maybe PAB is right about rampant criming in NY

Stulexington's avatar

Feels like the crime spree moved to Florida recently.

YaJagoff's avatar

If anyone should know, it's PAB.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Well, picking up these cold sores has really flared up my Fibromyalgia and Saturday night I slept not at all. I tried a nap Sunday but by Sunday night I had so much muscle pain I could barely move. Fibromyalgia also makes you sensitive to the cold, and after I decided to have a virgin piña colada for my dinner dessert, I was fucked (no, not like that). I was SO COLD and shivering but I also was having severe muscle pain. I managed a hot shower, but it was well into the night and with Termite to the left of me and Tuna to the right that I managed to get warmed up.

All of that said, I slept pretty good and today, the muscle pain is as if it never were here to begin with. How the fuck is there a condition that causes you to have horrible physical pain if you don't sleep and why do I have it?

Corvid Opera's avatar

Glad you got a bit more rest and have less pain, but I join you in wondering what is up with these wacky human bodies of ours.

Corvid Opera's avatar

Right? I mean, yeah, they can be lots of fun, but really, WTF is up with all the weirdness?

JMBoost's avatar

the human body is an argument against intelligent design

The Wanderer's avatar

For Monday, a little something I think every employee's wanted to say to their employer. NSFW for naughty language and some images.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HsEa1dCHyE

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

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paperlesstiger's avatar

UN Building Bombed By Israeli Naval Forces

The body's buildings in Gaza shelter nearly 780,000 displaced people.

“This recent attack is yet another indication that nowhere in Gaza is safe. Not the north, not the middle areas and not the south. The disregard for the protection of civilian infrastructure including UN facilities, hospitals, schools, shelters and places of worship is testament to the level of horror that civilians in Gaza are living every day,” the UNRWA commissioner-general said.

ExecutorElassus's avatar

If Hamas gave one single shit about civilians, they would release hostages and turn over the perpetrators of the Oct. 7th attack to face justice. They *want* mass civilian casualties.

And so we can head off that tiresome discourse, the laws of war envision and accept civilian casualties in wartime. It's a regrettable consequence of fighting in urban areas. There is an enormous difference between the IDF hitting a building (note the difference between the singular "building" in the title and the plural "buildings" in the sub that shelter the 780k in Gaza) and, say, Russia deliberately targeting civilian population centers with thermobaric or phosphorous weapons.

But Hamas's leadership, billionaires living in luxury hotels in Qatar, do not give one single shit about civilian casualties, and in fact want them, because they are fanatics hellbent on the complete destruction of Israel and are willing to sacrifice however many hundreds of thousands of their own people it takes if it helps them achieve it.

CripesAmighty's avatar

Malcolm says you may be onto something there (this is a lengthy, but thoughtful colloquy--worth the full listen):

https://open.substack.com/pub/malcolmnance/p/this-roland-martin-interview-matters?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=1na5bz

MRK's avatar

The only way Hamas's actions make sense is if they wanted this overwhelming response, with the aim of recruiting new fighters from the survivors. It's sick, cynical, and it looks like Israel is obliging them, so no one wins and this cycle of violence looks set to continue.

ExecutorElassus's avatar

I expect, though (and hope), that US diplomatic pressure will keep Israel's response restrained, and stave off a broader escalation (which is what they want). If the IDF can keep it to a limited action to eliminate Hamas, this will be over in a couple months.

My hope is, when that happens, that the Israelis will then let loose with the protests they're now holding back, and Hamas's partner and benefactor Bibi can finally be ousted. My understanding is the vast majority of Israelis lay the blame for this attack at his feet, and are only refraining from demanding his ouster because of the fight in Gaza.

Stulexington's avatar

I don't know if that's possible at this point, this is a pretty big middle finger to the entire world. Also, I am no military expert but I'm pretty sure naval bombardment is not part of a limited action. I thought Bibi would overreact as hard as he thought he could get away with to do as much collateral damage as possible but I never thought he'd bombard the UN.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Israel wants the world's permission do do a full war on terror in Gaza.

MRK's avatar

We'd need to turn it into a limited action to eliminate Hamas, not 'keep' it there, because what we're seeing right now isn't that. But yes, if we can bring the pressure to get Israel to do that, it would be better for everyone.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I don't think Israel cares either. Izach Rabin was on the Sunday show saying they are going after Hamas and so be it if there are civilians in the area.

ExecutorElassus's avatar

Well, yes. It's a war. Civilians die in wars (which sucks, of course). But so long as the aim of the war is "eliminate Hamas" and not "reduce Gaza to rubble," I think they can keep it contained.

Palestine needs a state, and getting one means getting rid of both Hamas and Netanyahu.

tek's avatar

"𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝐻𝑎𝑚𝑎𝑠" 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑛𝑜𝑡 "𝑟𝑒𝑑𝑢𝑐𝑒 𝐺𝑎𝑧𝑎 𝑡𝑜 𝑟𝑢𝑏𝑏𝑙𝑒"

wink wink nudge nudge

:(

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Yeah, those are one in the same here.

Bub the Displaced Zombie's avatar

Don't usually post Twitter links any more, but this is pretty good for anyone interested:

https://x.com/TheAstuteGaloot/status/1723997414632432005?s=20

Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

That is good! And trump should remember what happened to Mussolini and to Hitler. Spoiler: it wasn't pretty.

Bobathonic's avatar

Pfft, he'll be dead by then.