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fuflans's avatar

it will be but so what? it's not going anywhere for the next 2 years. and it goes from success to success (yeah fuck off HC.Gov). by 2016 it will be the next third rail. i really believe this.

and in the interim i will keep signing people up for obamacare.

(that being said, i'm still terrified - and convinced - repubs will get the senate back).

Joshua Norton's avatar

Which crowdsourcing venue can I use to donate to his awesomeness?

(Yes, sarcasm.)

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Elect Republicans so we can go back to having the best health care system in the world again!!!!!!11!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"We think health care costs should be going down, not up."

And so they are.

What's a teabagger to do when reality has the impertinence to conform to his demands, but for all the wrong reasons? My money is on "Deny reality!!"

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And a base that can't help noticing that they're paying less for health care (or can afford it for the first time ever.) That's going to make the lies a very hard sell. Who knows . . . some of their base might even start to wonder what else the Repukes are lying about.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"We turned the House into a useless, steaming pile of shit, and we're going to do the same to the Senate if you give us a chance." Great campaign theme . . . let's just hope the electorate hears it.

schmannity's avatar

#2 on the agenda: Repeal Panama Canal Treaty and invade.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I think a "residual force" is all that's keeping Sarah's ears from slamming together.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Thinking things through" is for elitist liberals.

PsycWench's avatar

A whole new level of wishful thinking is going on in the Senate. Reminds of my daughter when she was little and thought that if she just wanted a second piece of cake enough, she would somehow magically find it on her plate.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Proceed, Senator."

Gawd, I hope she gets to use that line.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

don't count on it- millions of people really are that dumb

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

So how much is this useless, pointless, completely symbolic vote going to cost me?

Capt.Jim's avatar

being from Ohio can I convince some of you to come and take this piece of shit with you back to what ever hell you are from Please