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fuflans's avatar

it will be but so what? it's not going anywhere for the next 2 years. and it goes from success to success (yeah fuck off HC.Gov). by 2016 it will be the next third rail. i really believe this.

and in the interim i will keep signing people up for obamacare.

(that being said, i'm still terrified - and convinced - repubs will get the senate back).

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fuflans's avatar

no.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Which crowdsourcing venue can I use to donate to his awesomeness?

(Yes, sarcasm.)

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Elect Republicans so we can go back to having the best health care system in the world again!!!!!!11!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"We think health care costs should be going down, not up."

And so they are.

What's a teabagger to do when reality has the impertinence to conform to his demands, but for all the wrong reasons? My money is on "Deny reality!!"

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And a base that can't help noticing that they're paying less for health care (or can afford it for the first time ever.) That's going to make the lies a very hard sell. Who knows . . . some of their base might even start to wonder what else the Repukes are lying about.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"We turned the House into a useless, steaming pile of shit, and we're going to do the same to the Senate if you give us a chance." Great campaign theme . . . let's just hope the electorate hears it.

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schmannity's avatar

#2 on the agenda: Repeal Panama Canal Treaty and invade.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I think a "residual force" is all that's keeping Sarah's ears from slamming together.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Thinking things through" is for elitist liberals.

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PsycWench's avatar

A whole new level of wishful thinking is going on in the Senate. Reminds of my daughter when she was little and thought that if she just wanted a second piece of cake enough, she would somehow magically find it on her plate.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Proceed, Senator."

Gawd, I hope she gets to use that line.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

don't count on it- millions of people really are that dumb

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

It cured thirst

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

So how much is this useless, pointless, completely symbolic vote going to cost me?

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Capt.Jim's avatar

being from Ohio can I convince some of you to come and take this piece of shit with you back to what ever hell you are from Please

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