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Citizen Sissy's avatar

I get misty and nostalgic about Volvo. The late Dad o' Sissy, whose first language was not English, referred to Swedish-made cars as "the vulva." Once had to run interference for him in a parking lot when he complimented a lady on her well-made vulva.

A Bashful Nobody's avatar

Must have been fun shoehorning that Mustang engine in there. With a supercharger no less.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I'll hate when I have to send my baby to that farm upstate where she'll go to frolic with other Volvos.

cheetojeebus's avatar

Those bricks have a lot of room under the hood. but yeah, kinda tight.

Apple Scruff's avatar

That's what I plan on doing if I get a chance to crash any big parties!

bookish's avatar

Politico: why delegates won't dump Trump.

http://www.politico.com/sto...

Jan_in_the_pan's avatar

I don't think so. Although, most of the roads in Lakewood are under construction.

ewenice's avatar

In Philadelphia, go to the American Sardine Bar.

Left Coast Tom's avatar

The Museum Of Dipshits (Creation) is waaaaay south of here. In another state called Kentucky.

Isn't that where your airport is located as well?

Zhu Bajie's avatar

Go to Cinci, learn why John Boehner drinks. Visit the Creationism Museum south of town.

A Bashful Nobody's avatar

Let's take the points in order! #!. Boehner is (was) representing a district much closer to Dayton than Cincy. Nobody here has ever heard of him. #2. The Museum Of Dipshits (Creation) is waaaaay south of here. In another state called Kentucky.

Pickwick Next, HRH's avatar

I could find Evan shelter nearer to Justin Trudeau than our government security services would prefer, but alas, I cannot help in this quest for Americanz accommodations

Skadi's avatar

Adult beverages cost money.

A Bashful Nobody's avatar

Oh now that is just wrong.............