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I get misty and nostalgic about Volvo. The late Dad o' Sissy, whose first language was not English, referred to Swedish-made cars as "the vulva." Once had to run interference for him in a parking lot when he complimented a lady on her well-made vulva.

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Must have been fun shoehorning that Mustang engine in there. With a supercharger no less.

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I'll hate when I have to send my baby to that farm upstate where she'll go to frolic with other Volvos.

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Those bricks have a lot of room under the hood. but yeah, kinda tight.

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That's what I plan on doing if I get a chance to crash any big parties!

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Politico: why delegates won't dump Trump.

http://www.politico.com/sto...

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I don't think so. Although, most of the roads in Lakewood are under construction.

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In Philadelphia, go to the American Sardine Bar.

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The Museum Of Dipshits (Creation) is waaaaay south of here. In another state called Kentucky.

Isn't that where your airport is located as well?

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Go to Cinci, learn why John Boehner drinks. Visit the Creationism Museum south of town.

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Let's take the points in order! #!. Boehner is (was) representing a district much closer to Dayton than Cincy. Nobody here has ever heard of him. #2. The Museum Of Dipshits (Creation) is waaaaay south of here. In another state called Kentucky.

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I could find Evan shelter nearer to Justin Trudeau than our government security services would prefer, but alas, I cannot help in this quest for Americanz accommodations

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Wonke-Volvo? Related to this? http://www.racehistorie.nl/...

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Adult beverages cost money.

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Oh now that is just wrong.............

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