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He started in English, then had it translated to Swedish, then from Swedish to a combination of several Romance languages, then back to English and then ran it through the Random Comma/Apostrophe Inserter.

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You mean "redundancy", right?

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Hell, I'd settle for getting more than one "Thumb" vote on Wonkette!

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I think he means their rights were "trumped" when Obama played the "I won the fucking Presidency" card.

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I'm so thankful my spam filter keeps comments like this out of my mailbox.

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nadine told better stories.

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tr;dr

(too retarded; didn't read all the way through)

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well, to be fair:

"if were not because Texas, today the Union will not be what it’s"

is pretty accurate.

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Like poetry, or Shakespeare, having it read to you, aloud, makes it all the more delightful.

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