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Atrele Kasha's avatar

"In other “what is Trump attacking today?” news, he’s also fired the Board of Visitors for the Army, Air Force, Navy, and Coast Guard, Twoofing, “Our Service Academies have been infiltrated by Woke Leftist Ideologues over the last four years.”"

Still mad about his Very Good Arlington Visit, I see.

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Babe Paley's avatar

It might have changed, but when I used to live in the DC area, my folks would get tickets for me to attend some plays at the Kennedy Center, and I also joined a group for "young professionals" where you could watch symphony rehearsals. It was freaking magic in my ho-hum life. It looked inside like a time capsule of a more glamorous time, and I'd dress up and have a glass or two of Champaigne...I really loved those evenings!

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jltympanum's avatar

The idea of dispensing with the penny has been around at least since 1990. F34 is rather slow on the draw here, though no doubt he will claim to have invented the idea.

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

The Kennedy Center is an American Jewel, and must reflect the brightest STARS on its stage from all across our Nation. For the Kennedy Center, THE BEST IS YET TO COME!

wait, I thought he packed her off to Greece?

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Today pennies,tomorrow subpoenas?

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Kirsty Gnome's avatar

Well, if the whole currency thing was even relevant in these days of plastic and paper numbers, they could just make them from steel like they did during WW2, or even aluminum. The Italian 1 Lira hasn't been minted since 1918 and the Japanese 1 Yen about the same. That said, I can solve the entire US currency issue by moving the decimal point one place to the left in all wealth, transactions, and item cost. A $5.00 carton of eggs would be $0.50, and $350K house would be $35K, but a millionaire would now have $100K. All relative to each other. That would make the penny, nickel, dime, etc. worth what they were back in the 60's, when you could get a candy bar for a dime. Easy peasey, yet totally irrelevant.

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Just_Jim's avatar

And Trump could claim that he brought prices down. Winning!

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thephantomcheese's avatar

How could the youth access "bottomless mimosas" when they're not 21 yet? Oh, that's right, you can't assume MAGA knows anything about anything anymore...

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DemoCat's avatar

Democrats have literally one job during this nightmare, other than using the judiciary and any other means to resist. They need to carefully itemize everything these sinister fuxx are doing so that it can all be painstakingly reversed when this is over someday. Seriously? Deleting words that make Trump sad now?

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kmblue187's avatar

Someone who was a guest on MSNBC last night said Congressfolk are afraid for the lives of themselves and their families if they stop going along with Trump. Suddenly I remembered Josh Hawley galloping through the halls on J6, and Romney hiring security after voting for impeachment.

The only solution I can think of is Dems also threatening them with death, but Dems don't do that. This is a fine mess J6ers have gotten us into.

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RRJKR's avatar

Why were eggs $10.00/dozen today but only $4.00/ dozen in November?

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kmblue187's avatar

Bird flu. Of course Trump knows nothing about that, or he could share the problem with the American people. Also too, price gouging.

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

"The Kennedy Center is an American Jewel, and muft reflect the brightest STARS on its stage from all across our Nation."

I thought it looked better in the original slave owning quill.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

The one cent issue is such a penny ante thing. And it is anti consumer. For example, if a product now retails for 96 cents, the seller won’t drop the price to 95 cents, the prices will go up

To $1. Those pennies will add up.

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Regret's avatar

That doesn't make the change anti consumer, that makes the retailers anti consumer. And that isn't news to me.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. So if I want to publish a sewing pattern of a drapes gown, I may not write that it is to be cut on the bias?

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Glennis Waterman's avatar

So… Kid Rock will be headlining the season opening ? I bet ticket sales are gonna go thru the roof, right?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The only difference between that crowd and the J6 Insurrectionists is that the Kennedy Center crowd probably won't smear feces on the walls.

Probably.

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eddi-SABH's avatar

No pennies anymore is useful. So the Magahats will be losing their minds over Trump messing with our sacred Jesus currency

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tehbaddr's avatar

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