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And he read us a book that one time.

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Actual pond scum looks down on Ted Cruz... for being too scummy.

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He gives scum a bad name.

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I will NEVER get over Texas voters having rejected Beto in favor of this....man....

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So he gets fucked on the regular* by Big Wall Street and he likes it. Ok then.

*yeah, there's some huge assumptions here.

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I like to throw my latte out of my private jet when I'm zooming above fly-over country and hopefully hit a farmer or blue collar worker.

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You gotta be on your toes with these guys. One minute you're a Cuban communist looking to crush hard working entrepreneurs and the next your a god fearing blue collar union member who loves trump. It just depends on what day it is or even what hour.

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“The difference between us is that I approve of this. Because what you call “his personal progress” I call “his decades long commitment to economic justice”

You mean: the decades long commitment he has done *nothing* to actually accomplish? That progress? Because he never bothered to make the necessary alliances to move that process forward? Have you noticed it’s a democracy? Have you noticed that we don’t have a king and we don’t rule by fiat? And the way things move forward is with a coalition of interest groups working together? It’s a damn shame that Bernie in his 25 years plus in the senate never figured it out. And apparently you haven’t either.

“ I question your commitment to progressivism.”

And that’s exactly why you nutty fucking Bernie-Bro’s have become nothing more than leftist Trump-stans. Oh how dare I question the all mighty Bernie? How dare I not kiss his ring! I must not be progressive enough! Bow down to the Berner!

And thanks for lying about my statements. No where did I say I’d vote for the orange doofus over Bernie. I think Bernie respects the rule of law, but I sure as hell will abandon his ass for a different candidate in a heart beat, won’t vote for him in the primary. His time with me is a question of expedience and that’s because he draws people like you to him, you scream and trash everyone else for daring to have a different opinion and questioning my loyalty just because I have reservations about him.

Here’s a hint, asshole, Che was progressive too, and he murdered quite a few Cubans on his way to that. He would have murdered my grandfather too. I will FUCKING VOTE against any politician, left or right, who sees law, personal rights, and the constitution as merely impediments to be burnt down for a “higher ideal.” If Bernie does that, fuck him and fuck you too. I’m done with your constant mewling and vomiting of Bernie propaganda on this site.

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Thanks. It’s been longer than I remember if that makes sense.

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Yes.

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And we all love lattes.

Was trying to read without my glasses and thought this said

And we all love titties.

Seemed reasonable enough, except I was expecting some sarcasm. So I blinked a couple times and.... ah.

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Preach it, brother.

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Yep. THAT was a "Both Sides!" I could really get behind. XD

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Take a shower, as hot as you can stand it, lather up, rinse off and repeat. Brush your teeth and use a good mouthwash before you go out after going to that site. You might be contaminated by contact and we can't have that here.

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Oh dear God, I hate this one. It offends me as a Democrat and a pedant.

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That's called The Papacy.

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