And you thought you had it rough on Inauguration Day. Kenneth E. and Dottie Boring (who were bit players in a Dan Clowes book), found themselves watching the inauguration from the Willard, despite the fact that they were "Republican Eagles," a GOP fundraising group whose members donate at least $15K a year. They blamed long lines on the demonstrators. Said Mr. Boring: "They need a new law for these protesters: 'You cross the line, you do the time.'" We understand their frustration: What's the point of buying a president if he won't indefinitely detain the people you find offensive?
World's Smallest Violin Dept.
World's Smallest Violin Dept.
World's Smallest Violin Dept.
And you thought you had it rough on Inauguration Day. Kenneth E. and Dottie Boring (who were bit players in a Dan Clowes book), found themselves watching the inauguration from the Willard, despite the fact that they were "Republican Eagles," a GOP fundraising group whose members donate at least $15K a year. They blamed long lines on the demonstrators. Said Mr. Boring: "They need a new law for these protesters: 'You cross the line, you do the time.'" We understand their frustration: What's the point of buying a president if he won't indefinitely detain the people you find offensive?