8 Comments
User's avatar
Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

You should have asked him if the Founding Fathers thought "well-regulated" meant only shooting one bullet at a time, in sequence? And if you can still be a "militia" if you tuck your pistol into your sweatpants band, or do you need a real holster thingy to qualify?

Expand full comment
Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Can you really trust an organization that has <a href="http:\/\/www.oxfam.org\/en\/about\/ambassadors\/coldplay" target="_blank">Coldplay</a> among its global ambassadors?

Expand full comment
PubOption's avatar

Why not? Chris Martin's wife is an expert on starvation.

Expand full comment
MonkeyMotion's avatar

Besides, any poors who have time to eat clearly aren't slaving enough.

More tea, Higgins.

Expand full comment
Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Tasty maybe...but still toxic.

Expand full comment
Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Queen_of_Hearts_%28poem%29" target="_blank">The Knave of Hearts?</a>

Expand full comment
Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Great idea...but I don't know what to do.

Expand full comment
Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Buy local.

Expand full comment