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<i>Keith Ablow looks like an asshole. In other news, it’s Tuesday.</i>

Are you suggesting the two might be related? 'Cause I'm pretty sure I've seen Keith Ablow be an asshole on days that weren't Tuesday.

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Oh, yeah. She's full-on into the Libertarian side, with fiscal conservative leanings. She wrote a thing a while back about how she had to keep all her "conservative" viewpoints hidden when she started at MTV. She even spoke at the 1996 RNC.

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He bought one once but since he doesn't have a reflection it didn't do him much good.

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Fox has a TV show called "Outnumbered"?

That's encouraging.

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He puts the blow in bolviate.

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They're called <em>curves</em>, you addled git. As in "all the right junk in all the right places"?

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These idjits sound like a bunch of four year olds with diaper rash. This is nearly as stupid as their whinging about incandescent light bulbs. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with these people? I don't remember Democrats burning their children's books just because Laura Bush tried to encourage literacy. I don't remember liberals running down to the corner crack dealer to score their kids a fix just because Nancy told them to "just say no". I seem to remember every FLOTUS having their pet causes, and NOT ONE OF THEM was remotely controversial. Hell, I remember in the sixties having the Kennedy physical fitness program hit the schools- yeah, we kids weren't too excited about about the pushups and running laps- but it was fucking good for us. Even though my parents were lifelong Republicans, they weren't completely insane, so they were all in favor of doing right by me, rather than petulantly hurting their own child just to score a political cheap shot.

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How dare Queen Obama to butt in and prescribe something that may allow your kids to live beyond the age of 20,she needs to keep her pie hole shut and let the little bastards get the sugar diebeetus, damn aint nothing sacred to the uppity folks its the rights of every Merican to ride in the Wal-Mart carts cause they too fucking fat to walk theys dumbass around the store

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If this Kale fella is bothering you, I'll be happy to have a word with him/her.

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it's the only way he can see his penis

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No wonder people are skeptical about psychiatry.

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<i>"I can’t pack things they’re not going to eat so we have to find a happy medium as parents."</i>

She should try to remember she's not raising a child, she's raising an adult.

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apparently, Martha Quinn was unavailable...

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Of course you are. Fuck that guy.

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It would be irresponsible to assume otherwise.

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It's starting to seem like False News might want to change their slogan to "Fairly Unbalanced". Just sayin'.

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