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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I know folks frown upon commenting on how ugly someone is, but...hell, damn. But she is one fancy cosmetic bottle away from riding a scooter down the Maybeline aisle at WalMart.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Laughing now.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I think she's too mean to be even that. Yeah, she's fat and unappealing...but that picture shows a mean heart at the core.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I nominate this to Win the Day.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Bonus: an entire pack of dingoes can be fed for a month.

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fuflans's avatar

i read about this chick a while back. apparently she's mean as a skunk, is feuding with her family (obv) and is trying to hoover up as many australian presses as she can get to force a pro mining agenda.

all in all, a delight.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Well, we don't know how insufferable her parents were...

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Vienna Woods's avatar

As the owner of a cunt, I thank you.

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PsycWench's avatar

I thought she was the mother of that Honey Boo Boo Child, myself.

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PsycWench's avatar

For which we are all thankful.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Oh, the drinking's helping, but cut out the smoking for sure, and the heroin too.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Getting sammiches doesn't count now?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Change that to "stepmother" and a new world of opportunity awaits.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Back when SNL was funny, Cheryl Tiegs said "If you need money, sell your name to Sears. I did and got a million dollars."

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TundraGrifter's avatar

They sure as Hell didn't work as hard as the people who married money.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Maybe technically...

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