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Martini Glambassador's avatar

It's a duck parade in your hed gif. More info about where and why here: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/duck-dash

And your meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/8158a055-d30f-414f-b80e-326da8dda650

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eddi-SABH's avatar

Everybody Duck! (waddle, waddle, waddle)

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Ward From Cali's avatar

Ducks are kinda awesome that way. One morning, early, I was walking through an apartment complex parking lot and happened across s big gaggle of ducks like that. Someone had spread s bag of birdseed or something out in an eight-foot circle and they were shoulder to shoulder, chowing down. Hundreds of them.

I rounded the corner, and there were more. Many more. An entire Army of ducks, running for the food, on the attack! There was literally not room for a single extra duck around that spread, let alone hundreds. It promised to be an epic battle.

Alas, just as the attacking Army had rounded the corner and was about to fall upon the hapless defenders, a car pulled out and scattered them all. What a disappointment!

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

I thought they might be American ducks, migrating to Canada.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

in 2002 we met a Chinese gentleman on a bus while trying to find some small regional park outside of Shaoxing we'd seen on a poster in Shanghai. The man was curious about where we were from and eager to talk despite his non-existent English and our tiny shoebox of Mandarin words. He was a duck farmer and invited us to his farm for tea. We transferred to a small bus with him, and as we turned into the road to his farm, tucked under steep karst hills amid willow trees, the bus was surrounded by what seemed to be millions of ducks. It took about 20 minutes of slow rolling to get a couple hundred yards through the quacking crowd. Impressive sight. Slightly terrifying.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Wow, though, what a cool life experience. Tea with a duck farmer, complete with a herd of ducks.

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

I was so sure there would be a sly fox in that gaggle that I nearly sprained an eye looking for it.

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Parakeetist's avatar

Duckieeeees

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weejee's avatar

Such fine gooooozstepping there Martini.

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Buncha quacks 😉

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Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

That’s a lot of witches https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lu5_5Od7WY

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SkeptiKC's avatar

"Honk! Honk!!"

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

That reminds me of visiting a friend and realizing that the guinea fowl were following me around. Each time I turned around they would all walk in different directions as if to pretend they weren't following my every move. The Bird is the word.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

I probably would have eaten one. Pintade! So delicious.

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

They were earning their feed. Over a two day and night stay, there were no flying insects evident, and no mosquitoes at night.

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Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

One duck, two duck, three duck,,, OMG!!!!!11!

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vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

Duck Amuck!

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blueicebank's avatar

All ducks in order. Except for that one duck. There's always one.

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JanuaryClaire's avatar

I love geese.

Thank you for you attention to this matter.

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Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

Speaking of well-trained ducks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On1q-7DIPOo

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

🤩🦆

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LOU LOU's avatar

Funny think about Trump fragrance. Most fragrances contain chemicals which do well to interrupt hormones. I'm convinced that Trump and his MAGA followers are so stupid that they will be their own downfall, unable to pass on healthy genetic materials to anyone else.

These chemicals contained in fragrances can interfere with the body's hormonal systems by mimicking, blocking, or altering natural hormone production, transportation, or metabolism. This disruption can lead to various health issues, including reproductive problems, thyroid dysfunction, and changes in mood.

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kmblue187's avatar

Paramount settled with Trump, the wusses. I guess it takes a woman like E. Jean Carroll to stick it out and beat the bully.

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kmblue187's avatar

We will have our revenge (hopefully before I'm dead.

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kmblue187's avatar

Paramount settled with Trump, I'm thinking only "We the People" will ever stand up to this guy.

Paramount should have the bravery and fortitude of E. Jean Carroll...SHE didn't fold to this superbully.

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tegrat's avatar

The absolute gut-wrenching fear they have about the success of Mamdani is wonderful to behold! May they spend tons of energy in a futile attempt to bring him down - because all it does is lift him up.

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BoB the TacoɔɒT, Tumbrel Pilot's avatar

We know Dumold didn't tap out those xitters. Properly structured sentences, no random capitalization, way too coherent.

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Khavrinen's avatar

"You know, if Republicans are even planning on being accountable to voters ever again, ha ha."

You know, if Republicans are even planning on allowing voting ever again, ha ha.

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bnateAZBuckeye's avatar

I wish nothing but a painful wretched end to these ghouls. I am not sorry. There is no Earthly justice to mete out upon them. They deserve suffering tenfold to what they are carrying out.

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Opiwan's avatar

I will NEVER understand why any federal, state, or local law enforcement person wears camouflage, ever. Doing a lot of Protect and Serve in the middle of a field of wildflowers or on a tropical savannah, are you? The fuck?

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Kyle Sparks's avatar

The Senate just passed their version of the shitshow budget bill. Don't know what they promised Murkowski after the Parliamentarian made them take out the Alaska carve-outs, but it was enough. GOP no votes were Tillis, Paul, and Collins.

It now goes back to the House where we can pretend to be shocked at the display of craven spinelessness put on by the Speaker and House Republicans who will miraculously overcome all their complaining about the changes made and pass the thing by probably one vote, fucking us even further.

Fuck.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Someone suggested Murkowski and Collins have an agreement on which one gets to vote no on the bills that are going to pass.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

"Indiana public colleges cut almost 20% of degrees"

Well then, 20% of Indiana high school students just won't go to Indiana public colleges, and those colleges will FAIL! BWAHAHA!

Oh wait - this was the plan all along, wasn't it.

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Things were different not so long ago: Michael Eisner, former Walt Disney Company CEO, B.A. in English Literature and Theater, Denison University, 1964; Carly Fiorina, former Hewlett-Packard CEO, B.A. in Medieval History and Philosophy, Stanford University, 1976; Susan Wojcicki, former YouTube CEO, B.A. in History and Literature, Harvard University, 1990; Steve Ells, former Chipotle CEO, B.A. in Art History, University of Colorado Boulder, 1988; Jack Ma, Alibaba Cofounder, B.A. in English, Hangzhou Normal University (Hangzhou Teacher’s Institute), 1988.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

"The plan is to take citizenship away from naturalized Americans..."

And what's more, the actual rubric for making the determination whether to deport is "moral character."

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carovee's avatar

These seem like odd programs to eliminate. There are a lot of undergrad programs on the list. I'm not sure what routine staff action means. Other programs are getting phased out or merged with something else.

B.S.Ed. in Chemistry Indiana University Bloomington Routine Staff Action - Eliminating a Program

B.S.Ed. in English Indiana University Bloomington Routine Staff Action - Eliminating a Program

B.S.Ed. in General Science/Earth-Space Science Indiana University Bloomington Routine Staff Action - Eliminating a Program

B.S.Ed. in Journalism Indiana University Bloomington Routine Staff Action - Eliminating a Program

B.S.Ed. in Mathematics Indiana University Bloomington Routine Staff Action - Eliminating a Program

B.S.Ed. in Physics Indiana University Bloomington Routine Staff Action - Eliminating a Program

B.S.Ed. in Social Studies Indiana University Bloomington Routine Staff Action - Eliminating a Program

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Short of the right select group of people dying, is there any way out of this mess?

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carovee's avatar

A lot of people dying. That's how we got out of the great depression. But then we still had elections and a SCOTUS and congress that thought they were a co-equal branches of government

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