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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

This sort of sounds like a pretty cool gig, all things considered. Do I submit my CV to Breitbart, or Crossroads Media?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I hit it....for great justice.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Beat me to it, you worthly skum!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Could be Afghanistan will lead to some improvements.

Will wonkette be the Kandahar Gossip? Will the logo be a burka wearing glasses underneath? What will Cord's column be called?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

We hav 2 fite them over their, so we don't hav 2 fite them ovr hear!!!

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Everyone look under their chairs...I'm giving out "thumbs up" whore diamonds on this thread, Oprah-style!

YOU get a Thumbs-Up Whore Diamond! YOU get a Thumbs-Up Whore Diamond!

YOU get a Thumbs-Up Whore Diamond!

YOU get a Thumbs-Up Whore Diamond!

EVERYBODY GETS THUMBS-UP WHORE DIAMONDS!!

It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Coleridge vs. illiterate word salad - wins the internets.

PsycWench's avatar

He had a lisp and thought he was addressing the Rockettes.

PsycWench's avatar

I think English is maybe the fourth or fifth language and learned entirely off reading the English version of instructions for assembling cheap toys.

fuflans's avatar

baggers. the abstract expressionists of the political blogosphere.

chascates's avatar

We now have proof what a million monkeys pounding away on computers can come up with.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"no one has lost any "

WRONG space lizard parasite person!

I HAVE LOST ONE!

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I am humbled by his/her/its writing. I think this now makes me the humblest person in the world.