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The Quirk's avatar

Gesundheit.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

This sort of sounds like a pretty cool gig, all things considered. Do I submit my CV to Breitbart, or Crossroads Media?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I hit it....for great justice.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Beat me to it, you worthly skum!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Could be Afghanistan will lead to some improvements.

Will wonkette be the Kandahar Gossip? Will the logo be a burka wearing glasses underneath? What will Cord's column be called?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

We hav 2 fite them over their, so we don't hav 2 fite them ovr hear!!!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Everyone look under their chairs...I'm giving out "thumbs up" whore diamonds on this thread, Oprah-style!

YOU get a Thumbs-Up Whore Diamond! YOU get a Thumbs-Up Whore Diamond!

YOU get a Thumbs-Up Whore Diamond!

YOU get a Thumbs-Up Whore Diamond!

EVERYBODY GETS THUMBS-UP WHORE DIAMONDS!!

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Coleridge vs. illiterate word salad - wins the internets.

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PsycWench's avatar

He had a lisp and thought he was addressing the Rockettes.

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PsycWench's avatar

I think English is maybe the fourth or fifth language and learned entirely off reading the English version of instructions for assembling cheap toys.

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fuflans's avatar

baggers. the abstract expressionists of the political blogosphere.

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chascates's avatar

We now have proof what a million monkeys pounding away on computers can come up with.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"no one has lost any "

WRONG space lizard parasite person!

I HAVE LOST ONE!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I am humbled by his/her/its writing. I think this now makes me the humblest person in the world.

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