If the Tea Party Era has taught us anything, it's that America's problems go far beyond common illiteracy. There's something much stranger and more horrible at work within the shrunken heads and giant bellies of the Teabaggers. They just might bespace alien parasites
This sort of sounds like a pretty cool gig, all things considered. Do I submit my CV to Breitbart, or Crossroads Media?
I hit it....for great justice.
Beat me to it, you worthly skum!
Could be Afghanistan will lead to some improvements.
Will wonkette be the Kandahar Gossip? Will the logo be a burka wearing glasses underneath? What will Cord&#039;s column be called?
We hav 2 fite them over their, so we don&#039;t hav 2 fite them ovr hear!!!
Everyone look under their chairs...I&#039;m giving out &quot;thumbs up&quot; whore diamonds on this thread, Oprah-style!
YOU get a Thumbs-Up Whore Diamond! YOU get a Thumbs-Up Whore Diamond!
YOU get a Thumbs-Up Whore Diamond!
EVERYBODY GETS THUMBS-UP WHORE DIAMONDS!!
Coleridge vs. illiterate word salad - wins the internets.
He had a lisp and thought he was addressing the Rockettes.
I think English is maybe the fourth or fifth language and learned entirely off reading the English version of instructions for assembling cheap toys.
baggers. the abstract expressionists of the political blogosphere.
We now have proof what a million monkeys pounding away on computers can come up with.
&quot;no one has lost any &quot;
WRONG space lizard parasite person!
I HAVE LOST ONE!
I am humbled by his/her/its writing. I think this now makes me the humblest person in the world.