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Gesundheit.

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This sort of sounds like a pretty cool gig, all things considered. Do I submit my CV to Breitbart, or Crossroads Media?

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I hit it....for great justice.

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Beat me to it, you worthly skum!

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Could be Afghanistan will lead to some improvements.

Will wonkette be the Kandahar Gossip? Will the logo be a burka wearing glasses underneath? What will Cord's column be called?

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We hav 2 fite them over their, so we don't hav 2 fite them ovr hear!!!

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Everyone look under their chairs...I'm giving out "thumbs up" whore diamonds on this thread, Oprah-style!

YOU get a Thumbs-Up Whore Diamond! YOU get a Thumbs-Up Whore Diamond!

YOU get a Thumbs-Up Whore Diamond!

YOU get a Thumbs-Up Whore Diamond!

EVERYBODY GETS THUMBS-UP WHORE DIAMONDS!!

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Coleridge vs. illiterate word salad - wins the internets.

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He had a lisp and thought he was addressing the Rockettes.

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I think English is maybe the fourth or fifth language and learned entirely off reading the English version of instructions for assembling cheap toys.

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baggers. the abstract expressionists of the political blogosphere.

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We now have proof what a million monkeys pounding away on computers can come up with.

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"no one has lost any "

WRONG space lizard parasite person!

I HAVE LOST ONE!

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I am humbled by his/her/its writing. I think this now makes me the humblest person in the world.

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