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This is Fox News, so it was actually a 168% error.

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Noirage.

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kkk.

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Now I don't know, but I been told its hard to run with the weight of gold, Other hand I have heard it said, its just as hard with the weight of lead

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Q) How many joints in a lid? A) Two! I roll big joints...

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I miss that meme! I think Michelle O killed it off, though, using powers granted by the UN to regulate the interwebs.

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At least we'd finally get our fucking jet-packs, like in Armageddon

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Turning Yapanese I think I'm turning Yapanese I really think so

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I find the crawl interesting: "Lawmakers pushing plan to bypass Congress on debt limit."

Aren't the congresscritters the lawmakers? Are they planning to remove themselves from the process by passing the "It's Officially Obama's Fault Bill"?

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Trillion Dollar Coin so big ....

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with a periscope and a blowhole...

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Thanks, Egon.

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BALEEN LIBEL!!1!

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Millions, sadly, as they never fail to rub in the faces of CNN and MSNBC. I am surprised they are aware of the number, since the paper the info was printed on was not the size of millions of people.

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It's hard to put a price on boundless stupidity.

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Moby Dick Morris confirmed it

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