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bobbert's avatar

This is Fox News, so it was actually a 168% error.

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bobbert's avatar

Noirage.

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bobbert's avatar

kkk.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Now I don't know, but I been told its hard to run with the weight of gold, Other hand I have heard it said, its just as hard with the weight of lead

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Q) How many joints in a lid? A) Two! I roll big joints...

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I miss that meme! I think Michelle O killed it off, though, using powers granted by the UN to regulate the interwebs.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

At least we'd finally get our fucking jet-packs, like in Armageddon

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Turning Yapanese I think I'm turning Yapanese I really think so

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I find the crawl interesting: "Lawmakers pushing plan to bypass Congress on debt limit."

Aren't the congresscritters the lawmakers? Are they planning to remove themselves from the process by passing the "It's Officially Obama's Fault Bill"?

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bobbert's avatar

Trillion Dollar Coin so big ....

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

with a periscope and a blowhole...

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Thanks, Egon.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

BALEEN LIBEL!!1!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Millions, sadly, as they never fail to rub in the faces of CNN and MSNBC. I am surprised they are aware of the number, since the paper the info was printed on was not the size of millions of people.

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diogenez's avatar

It's hard to put a price on boundless stupidity.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Moby Dick Morris confirmed it

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