It’s true. It is, in fact, Cuddly Kitten Day. A whole day for cuddly kittens. I even found an official Cuddly Kitten Day GIF, if you can believe that.
I will not be having a cute day, because I am practically 5’9” and that would just be unseemly. But I encourage all of you to do so, if you so choose!
So, for your present this week, I got you this experimental film from 1946 titled The Private Life Of A Cat … because the internet did not invent cat videos.
I also have this extremely unsettling 1980s anti-smoking PSA from the cast of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Cats. Or people dressed up like the cast of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Cats. I see no Betty Buckley, so I can’t be sure!
It also happens to be the birthday of Chaka Khan, which I think we all agree should probably be a national holiday.
And it would have been the birthday of Ric Ocasek, except for how he passed away in 2019.
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Happy Caturday Open Thread Chat March 23.
I've fallen and I can't get up! Unless I am immediately given chicken I will stay here furever! Bear bringing the drama.
https://substack.com/chat/1783367/post/ce01fdf1-39b1-429c-8adf-5fe3a02445df
A reminder for Movie Night, the originally scheduled Mars Attacks! has been postponed. Avoiding a movie with massive death and destruction was the right thing to do today. We are instead watching the movie that for 3 years had a perfect rating on Rotten Tomatoes, topping Citizen Kane, 𝐏𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝟐. Yes, really! It is a wonderful movie that is super hard to not enjoy. You don't need to have seen the first one to follow this one, it's a different story with the same characters. Please don't assume it's not for you, this one may surprise you. And it's free on Tubi. https://open.substack.com/pub/ziggywiggy/p/wonkette-movie-night-march-23-paddington?r=2knfuc&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web