BASSACKWOODS, SADSYLVANIA -- In this town, where Donald Trump won one hundred percent of the vote, the carriage is still King. Horse-drawn carriages put Bassackwoods on the map, and every hardscrabble American I spoke with here remains hopeful that President Trump will put the millers and wheelwrights back to work building the world’s finest mammal-towed conveyances, despite the cold fact that he won’t.
Thus proving the absence of correlation between money and intelligence… if you might have been thinking, in a Saturday-morning delusional sort of way, any such correlation might have existed.
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Meanwhile, you're damn right about the Trumpanzees.
No no...in context, I was referring to ATM (the sex one) and she thought I was talking about people having sex with a cash machine...tequila was involved, IIRC...
Hey, thanks for all of that! Your avatar is one of my favorite lefties, because he gives zero f**ks and really "tells it like it is", but, somehow, without being a complete and total asshole like our President.
Oh, I KNOW sarcasm, and I know snark. Both are why I come here. I found Wonkette completely at random, by being pissed off at a Congressional wingnut and finding a particular author @ Wonkette by randomly googling "Tom Cotton is an asshole", because he absolutely is. If you're ready to give me a tutorial on sarcasm and snark, you can probably figure out which Wonkette author it was.
OMG! That must be why Democrats didn't get any Christmas this year!
Chowder Monster!
[Edit: Once again, SCROLL FIRST. Particularly when it's this easy to anticipate. Live well and prosper, Nigel]
Well, it was a reel mower, so no.
Thus proving the absence of correlation between money and intelligence… if you might have been thinking, in a Saturday-morning delusional sort of way, any such correlation might have existed.
[see below, or maybe above]
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Meanwhile, you're damn right about the Trumpanzees.
No no...in context, I was referring to ATM (the sex one) and she thought I was talking about people having sex with a cash machine...tequila was involved, IIRC...
Hey, thanks for all of that! Your avatar is one of my favorite lefties, because he gives zero f**ks and really "tells it like it is", but, somehow, without being a complete and total asshole like our President.
You're ready to graduate to ❮s❯ and ❮/s❯.
I don't know what that pair means.
❮s❯and❮/s❯ gives you and
The jobs museum was a nice touch.
Oh, I KNOW sarcasm, and I know snark. Both are why I come here. I found Wonkette completely at random, by being pissed off at a Congressional wingnut and finding a particular author @ Wonkette by randomly googling "Tom Cotton is an asshole", because he absolutely is. If you're ready to give me a tutorial on sarcasm and snark, you can probably figure out which Wonkette author it was.
The only madam that had singing "Dance hall girls" who never took anyone upstairs,
THIS^^^.
Koch dollars at work.