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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

OMG! That must be why Democrats didn't get any Christmas this year!

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Chowder Monster!

[Edit: Once again, SCROLL FIRST. Particularly when it's this easy to anticipate. Live well and prosper, Nigel]

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Well, it was a reel mower, so no.

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Thus proving the absence of correlation between money and intelligence… if you might have been thinking, in a Saturday-morning delusional sort of way, any such correlation might have existed.

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Meanwhile, you're damn right about the Trumpanzees.

Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

No no...in context, I was referring to ATM (the sex one) and she thought I was talking about people having sex with a cash machine...tequila was involved, IIRC...

GaseousAnomaly's avatar

Hey, thanks for all of that! Your avatar is one of my favorite lefties, because he gives zero f**ks and really "tells it like it is", but, somehow, without being a complete and total asshole like our President.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You're ready to graduate to ❮s❯ and ❮/s❯.

Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

I don't know what that pair means.

GaseousAnomaly's avatar

Oh, I KNOW sarcasm, and I know snark. Both are why I come here. I found Wonkette completely at random, by being pissed off at a Congressional wingnut and finding a particular author @ Wonkette by randomly googling "Tom Cotton is an asshole", because he absolutely is. If you're ready to give me a tutorial on sarcasm and snark, you can probably figure out which Wonkette author it was.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

The only madam that had singing "Dance hall girls" who never took anyone upstairs,