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That was excellent. I'm scared to look up the connection to nursing homes though.

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actively working for quinn but i think rauner's going to win all the same.

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my folks are up on the north shore (rauner's home town in fact). every fucking yard sign is for him.

i sincerely hope i'm being all peggy noonan (misreading yard sign tea leaves) but i think he's got a good shot (if you aren't in IL now, the polls are a dead heat).

course, a work colleague says all the yard signs in his town (oak park) are for quinn.

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actually i hate this tool. but he's not even close to the worst the republicans have come up with. even within this electoral season.

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i'm not so sanguine.

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i console myself with"

1. most of the other govs likely to lose will be repubs. and there might be some pretty sweet defenestrations along the way (brownback would be my personal favorite)

2. bruce rauner may end up governor, but he's a political neophyte and mike madigan is king of IL. he won't have anything like a scott walker / ric scott legislature to do his bidding.

(i believe blago said machiavelli wrote 'the prince' thinking about michael madigan.)

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"The decision to endorse Rauner and no other candidates on the November ballot is certain to fuel cynicism about the motives of Michael Ferro Jr., chairman of Sun-Times Media parent company Wrapports LLC. In recent weeks, sources said, Ferro has been exerting pressure on editors regarding coverage of Rauner, who held a 10 percent stake in Wrapports before he became a candidate for governor."

~Chicago Tribune

Welcome to the free press, billionaire Republican style. They all seem to take lessons from <a href="http:\/\/www.bloomberg.com\/news\/2014-07-28\/orban-says-he-seeks-to-end-liberal-democracy-in-hungary.html" target="_blank">that paragon of democracy, Hungary</a>.

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What a douchebag! And in saying that, I'm just following normal and standard procedures for when I read about the douchey things douchebags do.

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Shorter Rauner: "Yes, this is exactly what we will do every time."

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On the plus side, they'll have great leads on Jimmy Hoffa's whereabouts.

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Rauner is currently soliciting governing tips from the supreme leader of North Korea.

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At least Rod Blagojevich had a glorious head of hair. This guy has the tactics of Chris Christie without the charm.

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So Rauner's uncle had better get out of Illinois, fast.

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Part of Rauner's platform is term limits. I don't think he means the unofficial version administered by the courts.

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At my happy fire station we have a term to described Mr. Rauner: DWE, pronounced d-wee. DWE = Dick with Ears. Feel free to use this and your welcome.

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from orbit of course.

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