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Tiny kaiju's avatar

That was excellent. I'm scared to look up the connection to nursing homes though.

fuflans's avatar

actively working for quinn but i think rauner's going to win all the same.

fuflans's avatar

my folks are up on the north shore (rauner's home town in fact). every fucking yard sign is for him.

i sincerely hope i'm being all peggy noonan (misreading yard sign tea leaves) but i think he's got a good shot (if you aren't in IL now, the polls are a dead heat).

course, a work colleague says all the yard signs in his town (oak park) are for quinn.

fuflans's avatar

actually i hate this tool. but he's not even close to the worst the republicans have come up with. even within this electoral season.

fuflans's avatar

i'm not so sanguine.

fuflans's avatar

i console myself with"

1. most of the other govs likely to lose will be repubs. and there might be some pretty sweet defenestrations along the way (brownback would be my personal favorite)

2. bruce rauner may end up governor, but he's a political neophyte and mike madigan is king of IL. he won't have anything like a scott walker / ric scott legislature to do his bidding.

(i believe blago said machiavelli wrote 'the prince' thinking about michael madigan.)

malsperanza's avatar

"The decision to endorse Rauner and no other candidates on the November ballot is certain to fuel cynicism about the motives of Michael Ferro Jr., chairman of Sun-Times Media parent company Wrapports LLC. In recent weeks, sources said, Ferro has been exerting pressure on editors regarding coverage of Rauner, who held a 10 percent stake in Wrapports before he became a candidate for governor."

~Chicago Tribune

Welcome to the free press, billionaire Republican style. They all seem to take lessons from <a href="http:\/\/www.bloomberg.com\/news\/2014-07-28\/orban-says-he-seeks-to-end-liberal-democracy-in-hungary.html" target="_blank">that paragon of democracy, Hungary</a>.

dslindc's avatar

What a douchebag! And in saying that, I'm just following normal and standard procedures for when I read about the douchey things douchebags do.

SullivanSt's avatar

Shorter Rauner: "Yes, this is exactly what we will do every time."

SullivanSt's avatar

On the plus side, they'll have great leads on Jimmy Hoffa's whereabouts.

PsycWench's avatar

Rauner is currently soliciting governing tips from the supreme leader of North Korea.

Ennui There Yet's avatar

At least Rod Blagojevich had a glorious head of hair. This guy has the tactics of Chris Christie without the charm.

PubOption's avatar

So Rauner's uncle had better get out of Illinois, fast.

PubOption's avatar

Part of Rauner's platform is term limits. I don't think he means the unofficial version administered by the courts.

Fartknocker's avatar

At my happy fire station we have a term to described Mr. Rauner: DWE, pronounced d-wee. DWE = Dick with Ears. Feel free to use this and your welcome.