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Liberal [plural noun] [verb] a [abstract noun] to [verb] Bush By ["Journalist" name] [vaguely snide comment] Liberal [same plural noun] -- [Vietnam reference, general dislike of hippies] -- plan to [slightly sinister noun] near the [somewhere inconvenient for liberals to be] tonight, [description of annoying, ineffective action] to [verb phrase that makes the President sound like a victim] the President's [important, non-annoying President-related action].
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Liberal [plural noun] [verb] a [abstract noun] to [verb] Bush By ["Journalist" name] [vaguely snide comment] Liberal [same plural noun] -- [Vietnam reference, general dislike of hippies] -- plan to [slightly sinister noun] near the [somewhere inconvenient for liberals to be] tonight, [description of annoying, ineffective action] to [verb phrase that makes the President sound like a victim] the President's [important, non-annoying President-related action].