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dshwa's avatar

I'll give him that.

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SnarkON's avatar

Honestly I really do not.

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FauxAntocles's avatar

The blood money keeps flowing from NRA to pols...

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Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Where's Β‘Jeb! on the list? Even the fucking NRA has written him off.

That's gotta leave a mark.

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willi0000000's avatar

there is no bottom . . . there is just more down.

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Latverian Diplomat's avatar

If it is workplace related, then we have no choice but to use air strikes to cut the workplace supply lines. Why did we let all Office Depots into the country anyway? There's probably one near you right now.

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willi0000000's avatar

we used to have Weathermen . . . they stayed mostly underground . . . and the right didn't like them very much.

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willi0000000's avatar

because SCROTUS deleted that clause from the Constitution.

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sarahjane1912's avatar

Snigger. Yeah. Most spiders run away when you approach them. Funnel webs? They actively seek you out, follow you, rear up on their hind legs (with prongs glistening), and can run verrrry fast.

But no one's died from one of these little fuckers since 1948, so it's all good.

ETA: I'd be more worried about white-tails, myself. No one's died from the bite (but a few people have topped themselves because of their reaction to it). Think ... gangrene.

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sarahjane1912's avatar

Very good.

That's like Australian cricket fans chanting, "Are you England in disguise?" when they're six wickets down and have only just reached three figures and ....

Don't worry. I can tell I've already lost you. :)

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

And your evidence it was a terrorist attack is ...?Still buried deep in your rectum, perhaps. I suggest you pull harder, with lick you could eviscerate yourself.

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TheOtherHeadlessThompsonGunner's avatar

Who are you going to believe, Playonwords? Every fucking law enforcement entity involved in the case or our man Jim here?

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fuflans's avatar

dude. they're not.

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Redstart's avatar

I'll invent a time machine and keep the 2nd out of the Bill o' Rights.

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callmeisaac's avatar

it was terrorism, wankers

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callmeisaac's avatar

it wasn't and it had nothing to do with PP either, liar

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