We'd go with something less intimate, yet "John Kerry is a douche bag but I'm voting for him anyway" is about as close as we're going to get to an endorsement ourselves. Others have elaborated further: "Instances of Doucheitude and Why it Doesn't Matter."
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We'd go with something less intimate, yet "John Kerry is a douche bag but I'm voting for him anyway" is about as close as we're going to get to an endorsement ourselves. Others have elaborated further: "Instances of Doucheitude and Why it Doesn't Matter."